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Alaska and California fiscal situations explained
« on: January 08, 2011, 09:07:35 AM »
While the story below is at best apocryphal, the current Alaska governor did shoot a moose this fall just before the election, and after the election his staff gave him a new rifle in .300 Winchester magnum.

 > California:
>          >
>          > The Governor of California is hiking with his dog along a
>         nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog,
>         then bites the Governor.
>          >
>          >     1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon
>         the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the
>         coyote is only doing what is natural.
>          >
>          >     2.  He calls animal control .  Animal Control captures
>         the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and
>         $500 for relocating it.
>          >
>          >     3.  He calls a veterinarian.  The vet collects the dead
>         dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
>          >
>          >     4.  The Governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500
>         getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his
>         bite wound bandaged.
>          >
>          >     5.  The hiking trail gets shut down for 6 months while
>         Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is
>         now free of dangerous animals.
>          >
>          >     6.  The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds
>         implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the
> area.
>          >
>          >     7.  The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how
>         to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the
>         disease throughout the world.
>          >
>          >     8.  The Governor's security agent is fired for not
>         stopping the attack.  The State spends $150,000 to hire and
>         train a new agent with additional special training re: the
>         nature of coyotes.
>          >
>          >     9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5
>         million suit against the State.
>          >
>          >
>          >
>          >
>          >  Juneau Alaska:
>          >
>          >     The Governor Parnell is hiking with his dog along a
>         nature trail. A wolf jumps out and attacks his dog.
>          >
>          >     1. The Governor shoots the wolf with his State-issued
>         pistol and keeps hiking. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45
>         ACP hollow point cartridge.
>          >
>          >     2. The ravens and eagles eat the dead coyote.
>          >
>          >
>          >     And that; my friends, is why California is bankrupt and
>         Alaska is not!
>          >
>          >
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