Author Topic: I'm shorn and shaved... (Read 2391 times)

AtlLaw · « **on:** February 15, 2011, 06:53:02 PM »

Kathie got her wedding anniversary present today. My hair is cut short and my face is shaved smooth as a baby's butt! Hell! I look like my Grandaddy!

bobg · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:08:37 AM »

Why would you want to do that?

. I have had a beard for 30 years and i get a hair cut every April rather i need it or not.

mechanic · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:53:14 AM »

We need photographic evidence of such a transformative event..........

Ben

burntmuch · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:48:47 AM »

Yeah we,re gonna need some pictures. Richard you,re a good man.

zoner · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:28:59 AM »

sorry to hear of the hard times your family is going thru. Prayers going out for your lady and you.sir. +1 on the pic

Swampman · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:35:18 AM »

Good for you. I only shave and get hair cuts for my wife. After all, she's the only woman I try to please.

cwlongshot · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:52:32 AM »

Morning Rich!!

Good for you on the sprucing up! Hair is overrated and most of the time grows back. I have shaved my noodle for over ten years now. My mustashe has been here for thirty or so but the chin whiskers mostly on, occasionally off, but always short.

I did some beautification my self last night!! It's good for a laugh so I'll tell it ...

Shouveled my roof two weeks back. (I know I know but I went slow) I cut grooves in the ice dam for drainage. Well the ice damn gettin smaller but still there. Last nite I could see light beneath parts of it. So I grabbed my pinch bar and lifted off 5-6 fifty pound blocks and let them tople to the ground. Well the last 5-6 feet has electric lines above. So I didnot cut the grooves there. I was easily able to lift piece with leverage. So I repositioned myself on top of the six foot pile of ice and snow but that chunk of ice was sliding down on me. I just noticed in time to get my arms up it glanced off my head, shoulders and left arm and down to the ground. Leaving me with a lump on the noodle and a nearly 2" gash almost to the bone. Three hours and three staples later it's patched back up. But I'll need to stock up on bandages as these damn blood thinners make me bleed profusely!!! I'll live stupid me for doing that. Lucky momma was rite there!! LOL it ought to be a rite nasty scar and bruise !!!

Hope Katie doing is well happy anniversary to you love birds. I wish you many more!!

CW

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:54:57 AM »

Hope your wife and you soon leave troubled times behind. God be with you .
BTW its not so bad showing ones face is it .

mechanic · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2011, 10:54:28 AM »

Be strong Richard. Kathie will beat this, and you two will survive. And thanks for the package...arrived today.

Ben

torpedoman · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:46:46 PM »

Good man make that lady happy.

drdougrx · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:00:42 PM »

C'mon...this we gotta see.....

Dee · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:24:15 PM »

I agree. Let's see the pics. Folks around here tell me I look like may daddy, except he didn't wear a hat.

AtlLaw · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2011, 06:59:47 AM »

I'll have Kathie take a pic... Just for you guys. Don't post it anywhere else... Like those dating sites...

I got to look into this facelift stuff... I got jowls that would make a lard hog proud!

Dee · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2011, 02:24:09 PM »

You could get some duc tape and fasten it to your cheeks and then take it around the back of your head. That'll tighen your face up some. It works on nascar windshields, so it'll surely work on you.

squirrellluck · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2011, 05:36:26 PM »

I too cleaned up today Richard. But my reasons were not as romantic as yours. I caught my beard on fire yesterday at work soldering copper

. So, more of a safety issue

drdougrx · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:05:45 AM »

Nah Dee....much as I love duc tape.....

Richard....just git yerself a bigole lagbolt and screw'r in atopa yer head and then twister a few times till everthing is nice an tite!!!

S.S. · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:23:56 PM »

Eat a green persimmon those jowels will go right away. draw your face up so tight
your mouth won't open

AtlLaw · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:36:08 PM »

I'm glad you resurrected this thread SS! I'd forgotten about it and haven't posted a pic yet! $:-\$ I gotta do that...

bikerbeans · « **Reply #18 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:54:17 AM »

Quote from: AtlLaw on April 24, 2011, 06:36:08 PM

I'm glad you resurrected this thread SS! I'd forgotten about it and haven't posted a pic yet! $:-\$ I gotta do that...

Still waitin' on that photo. If you don't link it to the H&R Rifle Forum, I will.

BB

AtlLaw · « **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:22:23 AM »

Well hot darn! I forgot that I forgot!

Seems I have some pics from a club party last weekend... $:-\$

AtlLaw · « **Reply #20 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:22:46 PM »

Okay, this was last Saturday... Not good pics, but I was very... um... relaxed!

bobg · « **Reply #21 on:** May 26, 2011, 02:57:53 AM »

Grow the beard back Richard. Your jowels are almost as bad as mine.

. That is the big reason i keep my beard. Sure hides a lot of things.

ironglow · « **Reply #22 on:** May 26, 2011, 03:04:04 AM »

Richard;
The photo doesn't show it but I assume your head is shaved also..Next thing you, Kathie will want you to go bowling...but be careful, folks may keep trying to stick their fingers in your ears !

bikerbeans · « **Reply #23 on:** May 26, 2011, 04:14:41 AM »

Bikers with bottled water on the table?!? Who woulda thunk it?

You cleaned up real fine Flash, any chance of gettin' the story behind that nickname?

BB

AtlLaw · « **Reply #24 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:43:49 AM »

Quote from: bobg on May 26, 2011, 02:57:53 AM

Your jowels are almost as bad as mine. .

I know,

I know...

I'm thinking face lift here!

AtlLaw · « **Reply #25 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:47:39 AM »

Quote from: ironglow on May 26, 2011, 03:04:04 AM

I assume your head is shaved also..

Naw, just a nice short conservative haircut...

I gotta picture here somewhere. I'll look for it tonight. Kathie always says "I'm glad you still have your hair." But when it came down to long hair she hated it! Wimmins!

AtlLaw · « **Reply #26 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:55:43 AM »

Quote from: bikerbeans on May 26, 2011, 04:14:41 AM

water on the table?!?

That musta belonged to our probate... $:-\$ None a the boys at that table drink water at a party!

Quote

any chance of gettin' the story behind that nickname?

Uh, NO!

I'll just say the name tag maker made a mistake in sewing the patch. The road name was 'spose to be "Flasher!"

But Flash stuck, much to Kathie's relief...

bikerbeans · « **Reply #27 on:** May 27, 2011, 09:31:35 AM »

"Flasher", wait, I know, you like to leave your turn signal on.

mechanic · « **Reply #28 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:45:59 PM »

Well, Flash ya'll starting to look respectable up there! 'Cept for them biker vests and all. A nice flannel shirt and you'd have old ladies waiting to be walked across the street. Of course I've noticed quite a few old ladies lately with Harley tats, so maybe I'm just out of touch........anywho ya'll look like a proper attorney now, just need an alligator briefcase and a bow tie.....oh wait, thats the lawyer they locked up a while back

I guess you'll do just like you are. Drop by sometimes when you're cruisin'.

Ben