This is a serious situation - but to add some levity to the topic - this would be the ultimate big game hunt. You get a 'guide', you get your choice of LAW, Ak47, flame thrower, etc.. You go out in a armored boat that appears to be a tycoons 1.2MUS yacht, bait in the pirates, and you bag'em with 'no limit'. That may sound a trifle hard core, but I don't feel any empathy for these criminals.