You don't want to miss the "gun bar" at the Elmendorf/Ft. Rich Base Exchange. Besides, the class VI store is right there......
I heard a story about an old-timer that sells guns at the Exchange. He tells the new gun owners to file the front sight off of their bear defense pistols. Says it's less painful to pull out of their third point-of-impact after the bear shoves it up there.
Thanks, Dinny
A young man, an admitted and practicing atheist, was walking through the forest next to a stream. The light was streaming through the cover, the stream, full of crisp, clean water was burbling next to him, the birds singing their beautiful songs, life was good.
He heard a rustle in the brush, and out charged a very large, and hungry Grizzly bear, who charged the young man, stood up in front of him, raised his mighty paw to strike, at which point, the young man blurted out "please, dear God, save me", at which point, everything around him froze in time. A voice came through the cover, and said "all your life you have denied my existence, and exhorted others to believe as you do, do you now acknowledge My existence"?
The young man hit his knees, bowed his head, and said "it's true that I've denied You, and now that Your presence is known to me to be true, I must declare it so, but as I've gone all through my life denying you, it would be wrong of me to now ask for You to save my life. If You would grant me one thing, I would ask that You would make this great creature treat me as a Christian would".
The voice replied, "as you request, it shall be made so".
The stream started running again, the breeze blew, the birds resumed their song, and the Grizzly bear stood up straight, raised it's other paw, put them together, and drew them to his chest, bowed his head, and said "Lord, for this meal that I am about to receive, I am truly grateful".....................