Mike and I wish you God speed, Double D. When I got off the phone with him about two hours ago I thought, well, we are in agreement on why it would be interesting to try to re-create the ignition quills of the 1780s with real Goose Quills.
Then I got to thinking about what he said about his cargo that he just picked up in one of those combo Gas Stations and Fireworks Warehouses in Iowa, I believe. I asked him where he was going to put the new 'cargo'. He told me, "Well, right on top of the 50 pounds of 'cargo' I picked up near Winchester, VA." I just managed a weak, "Oh." Our advice to Double D. and his relief driver is to watch the potholes and rain-slick roads! Also, watch for a vehicle like C.W. McCall described in his song titled "Convoy".
"Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus"
If you spot one of those, DD, ask him to join your convoy!
Best wishes,
Mike and Tracy