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Tools Defined
« on: April 18, 2011, 05:25:40 AM »
Tool definitions: Click Here.

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Re: Tools Defined
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 02:04:22 PM »
Rules for Screwdrivers
1. Flat screwdrivers "RUN AWAY". You must keep them in locked drawers and individually wrapped in plastic tied with string! (They can't conspire to escape.)
2. Phillips screwdrivers "MULTIPLY", therefore ou must keep them seperated, and once again, preferably in locked drawers INDIVIDUALLY wrapped in plastic and tied with string. (They can't conspire to mulltiply.)
3. The new security and safety screwdrivers are just a myth and don't really exsist in any availible screw head sizes.

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Oath Keepers: start local
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“It is no coincidence that the century of total war coincided with the century of central banking.” – Ron Paul, End the Fed
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An economic crash like the one of the 1920s is the only thing that will get the US off of the road to Socialism that we are on and give our children a chance at a future with freedom and possibility of economic success.
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everyone hears but very few see. (I can't see either, I'm not on the corporate board making rules that sound exactly the opposite of what they mean, plus loopholes) ear
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