Well, since you asked, maybe an English lesson is in order. Facetious: meant to be humorous or funny, Nitpick: concerned with trivial details, two different things. I guess I was facetiously nitpicking, not just nitpicking. I could nitpick without trying to be funny, or be facetious without nitpicking. But since I have a monopoly on my brand of humor, I'll stop trying to be funny.
For what it's worth, I've shot uncrimped loads out of a full auto Colt M-4 with no problems, cycling wise, groups were a different story. All in fun, I'll stop.