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Offline Sourdough

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Joke
« on: May 11, 2011, 04:50:33 PM »
The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that  ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, don't it?
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 05:34:49 PM »
Heck I would pay good money to see that. ;D