From the U.S. Venison Council: The Controversy is Settled!!!!
Controversy has long raged about the relative quality and taste of venison and beef as gourmet foods. Some people say venison is tough, with a strong "wild" taste. Others insist venison`s flavor is delicate.
An independent food research group was retained by the Venison Council to conduct a taste test to determine the truth of these conflicting assertions once and for all.
First, a Grade A Choice Angus Beef was chased into a swamp a mile and a half from a road and shot several times. Afetr some of the entrails were removed, the carcass was dragged back over rocks and logs, thru mud and dust to the road.
It was then thrown in the back of a truck and driven through rain, mud and snow for 100 miles before being hung out in the sun for a day. It was then lugged into a garage where it was skinned and rolled around on the floor for a while.
Strict sanitary precautions were observed throughout the test, within the limitations of butchering environment. For instance, dogs and cats were allowed to sniff and lick the steer carcass, but were chased away when they attempted to bite chunks out of it.
Next, a sheet of plywood left from last years butchering was set up in the basement on two saw horses. The pieces of dried blood, hair and fat left from last year were scraped away with a wire brush last used to clean out the grass stuck under he lawn mower.
The skinned carcass was then dragged down the steps into the basement where a half dozen inexperienced but enthusiastic and intoxicated men worked on it with meat saws, cleavers, hammers and dull knives.
The result was 375 pounds of soup bones, four bushel baskets of meat scraps and a couple of steaks that 1/8 inches thick on one edge and an inch and a half on the other edge.
The steaks were then seared on a glowing red hot cast iron skillet to lock in the flavor. When the smoke cleared, rancid bacon grease was added, along with 3 pounds of onions and the whole conglomeration was fried for two hours.
The meat was gently teased from the frying pan and served to three intoxicated and blindfolded taste panel volunteers. Every member of the panel thought it was venison. One volunteer said it tasted like the venison he has eaten in hunting camp for the past 27 years.
The results of this scientific test CONCLUSIVLEY shows that there is no difference between the taste of beef and venison!!!!
So, there you have it!!!!!