I can just see Chief Two Eagles as president.
Q: Chief how do we get out of debt?
A: Stop spending money on stupid things and pay off your debts.
Q: Chief should we keep spending money on useless things?
A: Are you stupid?
Q: Chief should we keep giving money to people who refuse to work?
A: Again are you stupid?
Q: Chief why do the obvious answersyou give us hurt our feelings.
A: I wonder how the white man ever took over anything?
And it goes on and on.