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CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:20:58 AM »
Kind of a tongue in cheek approach to dissaster preparations.... ;D

Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?

That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.

"First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house," the posting continues. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)."

Other items to be stashed in such a kit include medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first aid supplies.

"Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan," the posting continues. "This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake or other emergency."

The idea behind the campaign stemmed from concerns of radiation fears following the earthquake and tsunami that rocked Japan in March. CDC spokesman Dave Daigle told FoxNews.com that someone had asked CDC officials if zombies would be a concern due to radiation fears in Japan and traffic spiked following that mention.

"It's kind of a tongue-in-cheek campaign," Daigle said Wednesday. "We were talking about hurricane preparedness and someone bemoaned that we kept putting out the same messages."

While metrics for the post are not yet available, Daigle said it has become the most popular CDC blog entry in just two days.

"People are so tuned into zombies," he said. "People are really dialed in on zombies. The idea is we're reaching an audience or a segment we'd never reach with typical messages."

Click here to read more on the "Zombie Apocalypse" at CDC.gov.
http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

Article link:
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/?test=latestnews

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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 05:32:16 AM »
Your tax dollars at work - or - do government agencies have a problem with mission creep?

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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 06:42:13 AM »
Its the young people today who do not have common sense.  They have been indoctrinated with the nanny state.  So they only respond to what they see on the movies and TV.  I can see where they may reach some young people.  I have gone to my younger adult childrens apartments.  They have virtually nothing to eat in their kitchen's except beer and snack food.  They eat out all the time. 

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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 03:23:04 AM »
I have no problem with spicing up training a bit. The government keeps sending the message about having a first aid kit etc and people are bored with that message and do nothing. When a disaster strikes the ones who were bored and complained are still waiting for someone to come rescue them. The message should be in a natural disaster you must be able to fend for yourself until the disaster is over. Fending for one self doesnot include looting, raping or shooting at rescue helicopters. Then pulling the race card and complaining some more.

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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 03:38:55 AM »
Just another imaginary fence to hold the poorly educated American sheep. The power of the educated to question has been removed from or schools.  The acceptance of quick easy answers in a Fairy Tale world just makes more sense to young Americans. :(

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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 04:21:03 AM »
Will a 308 do any good against these zombies?
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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 12:28:45 PM »
Will a 308 do any good against these zombies?

Silver bullets only !! ;D
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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2011, 05:58:38 PM »
Zombie's ?? Hmmmm. Ya don't suppose they are refering to the folks that walk the halls of congress?



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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2011, 03:04:55 AM »
We already have Diaper Headed Zombies.  :o

I would so enjoy a for real "Zombieland" shooting gallery; particularly if all they did was drag one foot, extend both arms, and growl. But then I digress into Hollywood idealism.  ???  Woodie Harrelson had such a good time, until...but that would be giving it away.

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Re: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2011, 08:05:49 AM »
I live in an earthquake zone. We have a nice big first aid kit and 2 cases of bottled water per person for our household in storage along with canned goods. If I lived in a hurricane or tornado zone I would do the same. I learned along time ago if you are waiting for someone to feed you or take care of you they won't. There is nothing wrong with preparedness. If the CDC's zombie appocalypse at least has you thinking in the direction you could be without food or water for a week, they have done their job. Look how many people in Katrina were waiting for a handout versus those who got off thier butts...