I've had a lot of them but nothing that weird. I'd be really upset about yours. I've had packages waiting for me at the post office, some broad in Russia that wanted me to come over and give it to her good - that one full of obscenities. Just the other day I had a "student" from Africa, claimed her father passed away in New York and left her 5 million bucks, but she needs me to help her collect it. I think this all started because of ebay. Africa and Russia are full of internet scammers. I have been told that reading them is safe, but don't open any links.