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you might be a redneck if............
« on: June 08, 2011, 09:22:36 AM »
you might be a redneck  if.......your front door matches  your trucks

add your  own ''redneck ifs''.....that   ''might '' apply to you
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 10:21:32 AM »
You just bought too much green paint!
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 02:42:45 PM »
let me guess, you were standing in the yard with half a gun full of paint, looking all around for something that needed painting? been there dun that too!
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 04:09:14 AM »
back in the 70s I had a 60ish chevy pickup that looked pretty bad, but walmart had garden green spray cans on sale, so I bought 12 cans, found a gravel church yard, taped off the lights and windows and went at it.  I'm not sure if it looked any better afterward.

yours looks great though.
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 06:13:45 AM »
your pickup is your swimming pool......

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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 06:57:22 AM »
Quote from: Old Fart on June 09, 2011, 06:13:45 AM
your pickup is your swimming pool......



DARN!   :o  What a heckova good idea!   :P
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 07:16:36 AM »
Quote from: Old Fart on June 09, 2011, 06:13:45 AM
your pickup is your swimming pool......



Run the exhaust through the inside of the bed for the Jacuzzi effect.
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 08:01:17 AM »


Quote from: Old Syko on June 09, 2011, 07:16:36 AM
Run the exhaust through the inside of the bed

Hot Darn!   :o  A HEATED pool!   ;D
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 06:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Old Fart on June 09, 2011, 06:13:45 AM
your pickup is your swimming pool......



i would love to ''carpool''  with you

OK   .....got to be  more redneck  we can  drive out of the ''closet''
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2011, 03:21:24 AM »
Not my truck, just goggled a pic.
I remembered a buddy doing this back in high school.
Oh yea, he was and still is definately a "Redneck". ;D
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2011, 03:42:27 AM »
Don't have a picture, and not smart enough to post it. But, you might be a redneck if you have to mow the center of your driveway. (my son just did this yesterday). gypsyman
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2011, 03:55:49 AM »
Quote from: gypsyman on June 15, 2011, 03:42:27 AM
Don't have a picture, and not smart enough to post it. But, you might be a redneck if you have to mow the center of your driveway. (my son just did this yesterday). gypsyman


thats  not  funny

my son   mowed ours last week  tooo

you  might be a redneck  if...............
you don't get ''you might be a redneck if........''  jokes

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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2011, 04:27:42 AM »
... if the last words spoken before you die are "Hey y'all, watch this".
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2011, 04:56:31 AM »
We once kept some baby pigs in the bathtub for a few weeks.
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2011, 05:06:53 AM »
Although none of these are really me, I have done more than one.  Shooting from the hot tub on the back porch is a kind of regular for me.  I really like the lawn mower and the motorcycle.

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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2011, 05:17:53 AM »
You might be a redneck if the tires on your 4X4 pickup truck cost more than your house.
You might be a redneck if goats use your pickup truck for a look out.
You might be a redneck if you say pickup truck. ear  >:(
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2011, 08:59:10 AM »
Your yard can be a swiming hole, a bird habatat, doubles as a moat.
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2011, 01:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Rex in OTZ on June 15, 2011, 08:59:10 AM
Your yard can be a swiming hole, a bird habatat, doubles as a moat.


you might be a redneck   if........
you have  ever used pallets  for your porch....or  walk way
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DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STOP A DEMOCRAT
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2011, 04:47:25 PM »
If you ever rebuilt a v8 in the living room ::) But I had justification. Was cold outside and I didn't have a shop.
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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2011, 12:42:17 PM »
Ol SYKO. Loved the video. POWDERMAN.  :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)
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Re: you might be a redneck if............
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2011, 02:17:30 PM »
I shot a nuisance racoon out my bedroom window 3 nights ago at 3:30 in the morning.  I knew he came back cuz I hung my wife's windchimes on the bird feeder.  He is now in the taxidermists freezer.  Kinda ticked my wife off.
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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2011, 02:23:21 PM »
Oh forgot to add I was wearing nothing but my boxers and was also holding a flashlight.
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