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Online ironglow

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Southern 10 commandments...
« on: September 02, 2011, 02:36:40 PM »
  Concise and to the point...don't need much more ;) ;
    THE SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS:>>
 >> This is MUCH easier to remember !!!
>>
>> (1) Jes' one God.
>> (2) Put nothin' before God.
>> (3) Watch yer mouth.
>> (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
>> (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
>> (6) No killin'.
>> (7) No foolin' around with another feller's gal (or 'nother gal's
>> feller).
>> (8) Don't take what ain't yorn.
>> (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
>> (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
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>> Now that's plain an' simple.
>> An' bless your lil cotton pickin' heart! LOL
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Re: Southern 10 commandments...
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 09:41:39 PM »
11.  Keep yer pants up, or wer suspenders.
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Re: Southern 10 commandments...
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 01:05:45 AM »
Quote from: SwampThing762 on September 02, 2011, 09:41:39 PM
11.  Keep yer pants up, or wer suspenders.
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   Good idea...but some cretins STILL don't get it !
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Re: Southern 10 commandments...
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 02:52:46 AM »
two small towns here in Ga. has passed a law against letting your underwear show.  we'll see if it works.
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Re: Southern 10 commandments...
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 03:46:43 AM »
IG. Good for the airlines, decent folks should not be forced to tolerate slobs and low lifes. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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Re: Southern 10 commandments...
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2011, 04:56:35 AM »
12. Love yer neighbor as yerself, and don't go hatin' folks just because some idiot down the road hates 'em!
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