Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could
dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the
best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it,
but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in
this dress, and I'm wearing it,β� she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind
sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special
day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another
gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't
have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do,
dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE
the wedding.''
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and
touched often. But, push the wrong button, and your a$$z is
disconnected!
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Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply
continue to fly.... on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.
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Ain't is scarey! ear
