Our granddaughter just walked into the living room and said, "Papa, cancel my
allowance immediately; rent my room out; throw all my clothes out of the
window; take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of
my possessions to the Salvation Army. Then sell my new
car. Take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house.
Then disown me, and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out
of your will and leave my share to my sisters........."
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said...
"Papa, I have decided to quit school and work on President Obama's re-election campaign."
