When I brought it home I made pictures then rolled it up and put it in the back bedroom, till we rearrange prints and other things on the wall behind the sofa. This afternoon the wife fell asleep on the sofa. Sky pushed the foot stool over in front of her. He then went and got the bear rug. Placed the head on the foot stool, with the rest down on the floor. Sky then came outside helping me in the yard.
When we finished in the yard we were coming in the front door when I heard her scream. Not just once, but three times. She went to backing up on the sofa, fell down between the sofa and the recliner. The way she fell she was pinned between the sofa and recliner with her feet up in the air. I ran in and moved the recliner, so she could get down on the floor. When she came up off that floor, she went to calling me names, bad names too. She just knew I did it. The bear has to go, she will not allow it to stay in her house. She has been running around holding her chest, saying we caused her to have a near heart attack. She claims she has had chest pains since. Sky admitted he did it, but she does not believe him. If he did it she thinks I put him up to it.
We rolled it up and placed it on the rocker in the living room. Now she claims it's too scary to sit and look at. She says she and it can not stay under the same roof this winter. I told her she will have a hard time finding a place to stay this late in the season. Heck, I figured since I'm already in hot water, may as well go for the limit.
Give her a week, she'll get over it. I did pull Sky aside and told him not to pull a prank on her like that again. She says she will get even, maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, maybe next month, but she will get even. Don't think she will fall asleep on the sofa again any time soon. It's been four hours and she is still angry. Sky left, maybe I should go away till tomorrow.
