I just received this in an email from a friend. Thought I would share it with you, it's just a little humor that has a lot of truth in it: I had to retype this as it didn't copy correctly.
"My Friends,
Here is a good one from one of our members. I love the Jew and the state of Israel. I also appreciate the Jews "dry" sense of humor. God's people usually have some sense of humor, as opposed to the Arab Muslims who delight in death.
Dr. Ben
Subject: Moses
To Whom Does The Land of Israel Belong?
An Israeli sense of humor at the UN set the record straight.
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in
United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
A representative from Israel began:
"Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses.
When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought,
'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' Moses removed his clothes,
put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out
and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had
stolen them!
The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and
Shouted "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't even there
then."
The Israeli representative smiled and said,
"And now that we have made that clear, I will begin." "