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Offline briarpatch

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For old posters
« on: November 11, 2011, 08:05:59 PM »

               BREAKING NEWS!!

   

  To save the economy, on November 20th, 2011 The President  will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare  costs. 

 Old people are easier to catch, and most will not remember how to get back home!

 I started crying when I thought of you. 

 

RUN, YOU OLD BUGGER, RUN!!

 

 Well..... Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone!                   
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 08:13:40 PM »
I ain't leavin!.....It will cost em at least one bullet to get rid of me!   >:( ;)
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2011, 01:35:43 AM »
Good deal. It's getting close to the Holidays and I could use a free ride back to the motherland to see all my relatives. Getting back in the States won't be a a problem. Let me know if you guys want me to bring you anything back. Later-Tobster
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 02:30:48 AM »
   I can't run so it looks like i am a goner. :(    Good bye to all you younger folks. :'(
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 05:07:01 AM »
Don't know why I clicked on an old folks thread. POWDERMAN.  :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2011, 05:40:07 AM »
Yeah, like this president cares anything about S.S. and Medicare.  Or the economy for that matter.
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2011, 01:55:42 PM »
I'm not worried. I'm so old that when they grab me I'll turn to dust! :)
 
Wait a second! We have a president? :o
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2011, 02:21:15 PM »
Great- send me to Aruba.
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2011, 07:59:18 AM »
In the context of things, they'll probably start a jobs program for seniors. After all, he's starting a new bureaucracy to make it easier for foreigners to start businesses here. Last week's initiative was to create a 10 billion dollar a year agency that in charge of job training for one eyed hunchbacked wooden legged Hungarian grandfathers with an arts background. Estimates are that there are no such grandfathers in this country, but there is always hope that one may show up.  Eventually they'll get around to addressing a real problem or two.
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2011, 03:43:16 PM »
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In the context of things, they'll probably start a jobs program for seniors

 
YEP, like javelin catchers. POWDERMAN.  ::) ::)
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Mr. Charles Glenn “Charlie” Nelson, age 73, of Payneville, KY passed away Thursday, October 14, 2021 at his residence. RIP Charlie, we'll will all miss you. GB

Only half the people leave an abortion clinic alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAiOEV0v2RM
What part of ILLEGAL is so hard to understand???
I learned everything about islam I need to know on 9-11-01.
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDqmy1cSqgo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u9kieqGppE&feature=related
http://www.illinois.gov/gov/contactthegovernor.cfm

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Re: For old posters
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2011, 01:57:44 AM »
Not to worry, just lie back and fade into the background.  If all them Mexicans and OTMs can do that so can we.
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Where is old Joe when we really need him?  Alaska Independence    Calling Illegal Immigrants "Undocumented Aliens" is like calling Drug Dealers "Unlicensed Pharmacists"
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Re: For old posters
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2011, 02:34:01 AM »
I pretty much already have Sourdough. Now if I could just get my youngest son to do likewise. He's too loud.
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