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Offline Bowhunter57

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An Archery Addiction
« on: January 12, 2004, 03:58:45 PM »
You know you have an Archery Addiction when...

...you meet a guy on a 3-D range and the next day you can't remember his name, but you can recall his bow model, arrow shafts and draw weight.
...your wife wants a divorce, because you used a Sharpie to draw vitals on her new poodle.
...you have a back-up bow for your back-up bow.
...you see Pamela Anderson standing across the street and all you can say is, "That looks like about 38 1/2 yards to me."
...you take your bow to a movie, because you heard it was filmed in 3-D.
...you truck gets rear ended and the thing that upsets you the most is that your Easton sticker got ruined.
...you had to move your wedding date back, because there was a 3-D shoot that weekend.
...you have said to yourself, "Just five more arrows and I'll quit and go home." (for about the 11th time that day)

Good hunting, Bowhunter57
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An Archery Addiction
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2004, 04:51:02 PM »
LOL! Goodun! :)
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