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Offline crustylicious

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making "57 states" look minor.......
« on: November 14, 2011, 01:08:18 PM »
"Commerce, Education and the -- what's the third one there? Let's see,"............... "The third agency of government I would do away with -- the Education, the Commerce. And let's see. I can't. The third one, I can't,"............. "Oops."
 
OK, Libya............. President Obama supported the uprising, correct? President Obama called for the removal of Khaddhafy. I just wanted to make sure we're talking about the same thing before I say, 'Yes, I agreed' or 'No I didn't agree.' I do not agree with the way he handled it for the following reason -- nope, that's a different one..................... I gotta go back and see. I got all this stuff twirling around in my head. Specifically, what are you asking me that I agree or not disagree with Obama?
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Re: making "57 states" look minor.......
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2011, 05:54:39 PM »
Crusty, Nice attempt at a smokescreen.


Let me provide you with a history lesson of the Obama regime;

VP Biden and Tea Party terrorists:http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=obama+tea+party+terrorist&aq=f

Obama "guns and religion":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTxXUufI3jA

Obama wants me to be dictator:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf7rPmPQ64k&feature=related

Obama calls kanye west a jackass(decidedly unpresidential):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS56IHK75d0&feature=related

Obama cops acted stupidly(decidedly unpresidential):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZYsW_PxWAM

I hope this clarifies matters for you.

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Re: making "57 states" look minor.......
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2011, 07:41:09 PM »
Here's 10, there are hundreds more if you want to see them.


Obama Gaffes......


1.  How many states?
  Vice President Dan Quayle was virtually laughed out of Washington for misspelling potato back in 1992, yet Barack Obama made a more elementary flub when, during the 2008 campaign, he said: “I've now been in 57 states—I think one left to go.''
2.  Hero soldier mix-up:
  While commending troops at Fort Drum, N.Y., for their completed deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan, President Obama said, “A comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn't receiving it posthumously."  Wrong hero.  Sgt. 1st Class Jared Monti was killed in action, another soldier, Staff Sgt. Sal Giunta, was the first living recipient of the Medal of Honor that fought in Afghanistan.
3.  What year is it?
  During a trip to London’s Westminster Abbey, President Obama signed the guest book and dated it 24 May 2008.  Oops.  It was 2011.  (Maybe he was wistfully dreaming about his 2008 election campaign at the time.)
4.  Look at the map:
  Not only does Obama not know how many states there are, he also doesn’t know where they are.  During the 2008 primary campaign, he explained why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky: “Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas.  So it’s not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle.”  Obama’s home state of Illinois, and not Arkansas, shares a border with Kentucky.
5.  What language is that?
  In April 2009, on one of his many foreign trips, President Obama mused, “I don’t know what the term is in Austrian” for “wheeling and dealing.”  Oops, Mr. President.  There is no Austrian language.
6.  Twister casualties:
  After a devastating tornado hit Kansas, Obama discussed the tragedy without help from a teleprompter, saying, ''In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas.  Ten thousand people died—an entire town destroyed.''  He was only off by 9,988 as the twister killed 12 people.
7.  How old is Malia?
The President last month thought he was so clever, unfavorably comparing Republican procrastination on the debt limit to his daughters finishing their homework early.  In his remarks, Obama made a reference to daughter Malia, saying she was 13 years old, when at the time she was 12.  Imagine the press reaction if Michele Bachmann made a misstatement about any of her five children or 23 foster kids.
8.  Special Olympics insensitivity:
  The President called and apologized to the head of the Special Olympics, after making this insensitive comment following a game of bowling:  “No, no.  I have been practicing.  ... I bowled a 129.  It's like—it was like Special Olympics, or something.''  Maybe he should have also apologized to bowlers for his feeble effort.
9.  Faith confusion:
  No wonder so many Americans are unsure of the President’s faith, as he seems to be confused himself.  During the 2008 campaign, during an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, Obama said, “What I was suggesting—you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith,” before Stephanopoulos jumped in to help, saying ''your Christian faith.”
10.  Health care inefficiencies:
  During the health care debate, President Obama explained all the benefits of ObamaCare, saying, “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”  Mr. President, we already have enough inefficiency in health care and, yes, your “reforms” will only make it worse.

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Re: making "57 states" look minor.......
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2011, 03:16:45 AM »
The difference is that when the bamster has a brain fart, the country is humiliated and we lose what litte respect we might have left.  Perry freezes up and it's funny; he isn't President and probably won't be.  Besides, he has an excuse--he used to be a Dumycrat.  Yeah I know, Ronald Reagan was once a Dumycrat too, but that was when Dumycrats were Democrats.  Now that that party has dissolved into staight up communism, those who have stuck with it have no excuses.
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