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Offline guzzijohn

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« on: November 22, 2011, 04:57:27 AM »
Was not sure if this is best posted here or in the humor section. Will try here:



The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not ....... a Congress!

 I guess that pretty much explains things........

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Re: Congress
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 05:03:10 AM »
That descriptive term is incontrovertible. ;)   :D
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Re: Congress
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 09:53:59 AM »
There is a group of one that is even more dangerous, loud, obnoxious and less intelligen than the Congress and that would be what is known as the potus.
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Re: Congress
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 11:39:27 AM »
There is a group of one that is even more dangerous, loud, obnoxious and less intelligen than the Congress and that would be what is known as the potus.

I just call him ocrapper.

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