To save the economy, on December 1, 2011, Congress will announce a new bill ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegal aliens) in order to lower the cost of Social Security and Medicare.
They said that old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!
I had tears in my eyes when I thought of you.
... See you on the bus.
(WELL! it might be true)