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Offline RWH24

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My BABY, She Wrote Me a Letter !!!
« on: January 20, 2004, 01:29:58 AM »
:eek: She say she on her way home, HUH-RAY !!!    
Her letter says she left Beretta last Friday and taking the plain brown wrapper truck. I have a tracking number and she is due to arrive home to me this Thursday. UP's says the trip is on time. I'm so EXCITED !!!    
Well I have to go now, I have to string the shotshell lights, put out the Welcome mat and throw a few shells around the yard and house to make her feel like she is WELCOME. I'll write later to be sure and let everybody know how the reunion went.

Randy
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My BABY, She Wrote Me a Letter !!!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2004, 02:30:35 PM »
Man has got to have FUN or he Goes "CRAZY" !! :-D

So I'm not a very good writer, I'm having FUN! :lol:


Randy
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Hay Randy
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2004, 04:26:11 AM »
Make certain you don't lay out too much in the way of homecoming decorations or she is liable to be just like any other woman and think you have done that just to hide what you were doing while she was gone.

I would get her a nice new bottle of gun oil perfume, a new soft impregnated gun cloth to keep her bbl shiny, a soft rest with plenty of shoulder room in the gun cabinet, and a nice easy diet of her favorite loads.  Then, I would let her know just how much I missed her by taking her out to our favorite range and shootin' the snot outta her.  But, this is just me.  Mikey.
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My BABY, She Wrote Me a Letter !!!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2004, 06:51:53 AM »
Those shells laying around outside just might maker her think you are two timing her with another shotgun. Might want to reconsider that part of the home coming plans.

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My BABY, She Wrote Me a Letter !!!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2004, 12:01:08 PM »
:-D  Greybeard; The shells are some empty hulls she has used. I saved some. I also have a supply of several brands she appreciates.  No! I don't want to spoil her either. Just let her know how much I missed her.  I have re-arranged the safe to make her comfortable and I am picking up some Italian oil Beretta #9.
The Reunion should take place Thursday when the Big Brown Limo brings her home. I have taken half a day off to be here to greet her.
I have not decided if, depending on the weather, we go for the Thursday nite Trap shoot or wait until Sunday for a family reunion in the back pasture with friends and family.

Speaking of Family, there could be family violence if she don't act right after rubbing receivers at Berettaville! :x  :evil:

Later folks
Randy

This has been fun for me writting and carrying on about my gun. Somewhere, somebody really acts like this on a daily basis!
Thats a scary thought!

       :P  :wink:   I don't know what I will write about next after I get my Baby back, Maybe the other Lady, the 3901 20ga I have coming, and the jealousy it imparts. There maybe a banging in the safe next. Only Time will tell.
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