Author Topic: How could they really find Bigfoot? (Read 8355 times)

GeneRector · « **on:** January 26, 2012, 01:08:47 PM »

Howdy! I've seen countless numbers of shows about investigating and searching for Bigfoot, yet no one has found much of anything other than footprints, etc. If you had a big budget to find a Bigfoot, where would you go to search, what equipment would you use, and how would you do it to make a once in a lifetime search for this beast? What would you do if you found one or several? Your views appreciated! Always, Gene

jamesrus · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:54:43 PM »

Well first off i would go to Area 51 and talk to the alien population there....try to get a meeting with Elvis ...the Mayor of 51. Then if i didnt get the answers i wanted i would travel by pegasus to Ireland and ask the little people. And while im there i would skip across the way an ask Nessie. But if i really wanted the right answers i would ask Obama since he seems to have the right answers whether we want them or not.

LOL

Not an attack on you im just in a funny mood.

Ive never seen any sign of a bigfoot....ive spent much of my life in the woods and have seen and heard some strange things but none i could attribute to a bigfoot. Ive had up close and personal encounters with a screech owl 2 feet from my head at 4 am in the morning in the woods....he sounded 10 feet tall. Ive seen footprints of a Panther...Puma...Catamount...whatever you want to call it here and the LDWF wont admit we have them. I dont disbelieve but i dose myself with a bit of scepticism.

Anyway

Jamesrus

GeneRector · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2012, 02:27:51 AM »

Howdy! If you had unlimited funds, where would you search for Bigfoot? The TV shows seem to be exciting, but they never find much of anything. They put out a few trail cams, why not a 1000 or more? They search for several days instead of severa weeks, etc. Some of those shows just seem to grab attention, but nothing is ever found. Seems like there could be a better way to look for Bigfoot and find one if they really exist. Always, Gene

52bagman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2012, 03:00:30 AM »

Me, I'd locate them and or trap like most animals, food or sex. Might be different trying to figure what kind of sex they prefer tho. lol

Empty Quiver · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2012, 05:44:13 AM »

I would try luring him to Maui, Hi. using supermodels, hard liqueur, and Jimmy Buffet concerts. Failing that, and I would give the bait at least a year to work, I suppose I would travel to the PNW and try hunting him on horseback. Just two supermodels, one multitasking as camera man the other as barmaid, and no loud music. Travel light, just one or two bearskins, no mixers for the drinks locally sourced spring water, all back to nature like.

I would do my best to be there around hunting seasons, the bi-catch feeding my entourage.

Oh, it would be rough but I believe it would put me in better tune with my true quarry. I would expect this would be a lifetime pursuit.

PowPow · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:23:28 AM »

Bigfoot is a shy creature. I think he would be intimidated by a couple of supermodels and keep his distance.
A plump serving wench, the kind you use to bait a gryphon or a dragon, might be more appropriate.

52bagman · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:58:55 AM »

WHOA NOW!!!!! I think you're talking about my wife. lol

Empty Quiver · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:00:26 AM »

Quote from: PowPow on January 29, 2012, 07:23:28 AM

Bigfoot is a shy creature. I think he would be intimidated by a couple of supermodels and keep his distance.
A plump serving wench, the kind you use to bait a gryphon or a dragon, might be more appropriate.

Were that the caser I would have already captured one years ago

smokehouserex · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:23:14 AM »

If you catch one you would loose your job. I think it would be nice to get paid those huge saleries to play in the woods, mountains ect. just to chase a big,,, whatever around and enjoy the game,,,, maybe?

HM

GeneRector · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:16:42 PM »

Howdy! Some good humor for sure! However, I'm curious to find out if the Pacific Northwest and other places have really been searched enough to draw real conclusions about Bigfoot. I would think that there are areas that are seldom, if ever, visited by humans and may provide some safe habitat for such a creature like Bigfoot. It's just a thought, nothing more. That's why a well funded scientific search on a large area of land might yield more data than the small scale searches done for television. Always, Gene

streak · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2012, 05:01:20 PM »

Well the next time someone finds a good foot print supposedly of a Bigfoot, heck bring in a set of good bloodhounds and get to work! The only documented use of bloodhounds, I have seen, was in Louisiana when somebody almost hit a " Bigfoot" at night time and they called the sheriffs office and they brought out the bloodhounds but to no avail!

GeneRector · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2012, 05:42:00 PM »

Howdy! Streak: The use of bloodhounds would be a good tool. You don't see many Bigfoot shows where they use dogs for searching. If the dogs could get a good scent trail they could sure enough find something. Great idea! Thanks! Always, Gene

Victor3 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:08:44 PM »

Maybe ask Norio Suzuki? He found at least two out of three on his list...

On February 20, 1974, Onoda met a Japanese college dropout, Norio Suzuki, who was traveling the world and was looking for "Lieutenant Onoda, a panda, and the Abominable Snowman, in that order".

^{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda}

Victor3 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:36:37 PM »

Quote from: streak on January 29, 2012, 05:01:20 PM

Well the next time someone finds a good foot print supposedly of a Bigfoot, heck bring in a set of good bloodhounds and get to work! The only documented use of bloodhounds, I have seen, was in Louisiana when somebody almost hit a " Bigfoot" at night time and they called the sheriffs office and they brought out the bloodhounds but to no avail!

Yeah but when that happened, they had bigfoot's soiled drawers and the dogs wanted nothing to do with them (see newspaper photo below). Seems he lost control of his bowels when the car whizzed by, so he took 'em off before he split

smokehouserex · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:56:09 PM »

Have you seen these people go chasing after one of these Bigfoot Creatures? I wonder how many people, in their right mind, would be crazy enough to chase one of them, at night, with no gun,,,,,RIGHT!!!!!! They are BRAVE........What would they do with it if they caught it?

???Probably another case of soiled drawers!!!! THEIRS.
I do find it entertaining and I do watch it on TV. HA HA
I don't know if it is real or not but I have a lot questions/doubts. It sounds like snakes putting their tail in it's mouth and rolling like a hoop in order to catch someone, or a coach whip snake whipping people ect. Mayby it came from the "Jack Tales".
HM

Empty Quiver · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2012, 04:42:18 PM »

All kidding aside, if you really want the search to begin in earnest offer a very sizable bounty. Something along the lines of a half million dead, full million alive.

Sadly there are no Bigfoot creatures. Do not kid yourself, this continent has been thoroughly explored, by people who would have had no qualms about killing one for the pure glee of taking it to town. Wonderful campfire lore and nothing else.

Victor3 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2012, 02:24:05 AM »

Quote from: Empty Quiver on January 30, 2012, 04:42:18 PM

Sadly there are no Bigfoot creatures. Do not kid yourself, this continent has been thoroughly explored, by people who would have had no qualms about killing one for the pure glee of taking it to town. Wonderful campfire lore and nothing else.

Although I'm not ready to say that it's impossible for bigfoot to be out there, you're probably right, EQ. IMO, it's improbable that such a creature exists and I do not believe that one does.

However, knowing that Hiroo Onada (see link in my previous post) evaded multiple search parties for 30 years (along with two others for part of that time) on a 48 square mile populated island, it makes me wonder if a tribe of intelligent & secretive humanoids, born & raised in vast unpopulated forest land couldn't conceal themselves for 300 hundred years if they've determined to do so for their survival.

Even in the past 100 years (a little more than 3x the time that Onada hid himself), there haven't been very many people making concerted efforts to find these creatures. Consequently, I can't say with certainty that they do not exist.

Mikey · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2012, 02:13:11 PM »

Look guys, if you really want to find a bigfoot you will have to send a woman named MaryAnn Barns out to 1911 Crazy's northern Vermont camp when he is cooking his Limburger cheese cheeseburgers. I believe that if either he adds some sliced onion to the burgers or gets MaryAnn to use some slices for scent control in her camo outfit bigfoot will show himself, and when that happens he is on his own...... MaryAnn is known to be quite the accrobat .........

Swampman · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2012, 02:30:51 PM »

I believe Bigfoot like many other unexplainable beings is extra dimensional. You won't find him.

Victor3 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:24:56 PM »

I've heard that theory in recent years. My sig line would apply perfectly in this case.

The possible existence of bigfoot is hardly "unexplainable" in conventional terms. I think that resorting to "he vanishes into a worm hole" is a cop-out by those who want to hang onto their belief but can't explain the lack of evidence any other way.

Swampman · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:28:21 PM »

Heven and Hell are dimensional. Most Scientist believe that there are other dimensions. They know that sub-atomic particles disappear and reapper they just don't know where they go. Not a cop-out at all. It's based on science.

Victor3 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2012, 02:12:44 AM »

Yes, but all science has been able to determine (somewhat) conclusively up to this point is that such things only happen at the subatomic level.

I'll wait until there's at least a shread of hard data available concerning a living being moving between these theoretical dimensions before I can consider that bigfoot may have somehow mastered the craft.

Meanwhile, I'll stick with basic logic...... and my sig line.

Swampman · « **Reply #22 on:** February 01, 2012, 02:25:50 AM »

I'll stick with what I know to be the facts. That's what I always do.

Victor3 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2012, 11:47:54 PM »

We certainly can't argue with "the facts" now, can we?

(At least not until they've been presented)

GeneRector · « **Reply #24 on:** February 02, 2012, 07:50:42 AM »

Howdy! What techniques and instruments could be used in search for Bigfoot, say over a 4 square mile prime area (2miles by 2miles) where most all of this area could be monitored over a 4 week period? Always, Gene

streak · « **Reply #25 on:** February 02, 2012, 10:09:22 AM »

Quote from: GeneRector on February 02, 2012, 07:50:42 AM

Howdy! What techniques and instruments could be used in search for Bigfoot, say over a 4 square mile prime area (2miles by 2miles) where most all of this area could be monitored over a 4 week period? Always, Gene

Fairly easy to do with high tech trail cams and grid of special geophone sensors laid out to record any movement in the region along with extra sensative sound recording equipment.

BUGEYE · « **Reply #26 on:** February 02, 2012, 10:21:16 AM »

I discovered bigfoot several years ago while winter camping. I used butterfinger candy bars for bait.
I even taught him to say "butterfinger". of course it sounded more like "buh fuh" which proves that bigfoot is part human. at least that's the language I hear at my wifes school.

no guns here · « **Reply #27 on:** February 02, 2012, 10:24:24 AM »

camera's, sensors, flir equipped airships on station overhead, a division of soldiers on the ground shoulder to shoulder walking in toward the middle of circle...

okay that last part was a little much huh?

NGH

GeneRector · « **Reply #28 on:** February 02, 2012, 11:00:24 AM »

Howdy! Streak: That's the kind of scientific search that they should be using now. Once they can conclude that there does not seem to be any activity in the selected 4 sq mi area, move to another preselected 4 sq mi area and set it up similar to the previous search. Always, Gene

jdt48653 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2012, 01:10:57 PM »

first you drop in the navy seal`s,then back them up with a national hunting contest with all the deer hunters in the usa,then send in the girl scouts to cookie them to death.
(have you ever ate them cookies)