Author Topic: Troll wanted! (Read 3532 times)

AtlLaw · « **on:** February 27, 2012, 11:09:45 AM »

Any troll out there please start contributing to the forum! I have not had to exercise my (substantial) moderator powers since I have been here and I really feel left out...

Especially when I hear of all the stuff other moderators have to do: edit posts, delete posts, lock topics, chew out errant posters... I don't get ta do none a that good stuff!

Now I know it's not because we have so few posts here...

so I guess I have to recruit some talent from outside the territorial boundaries of Jawja.

All y'all should be ashamed... you let me down... I can't hold my head up among other mods...

mechanic · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2012, 11:14:07 AM »

It could be because everyone on the Ga. forum sucks....

dukkillr · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2012, 11:21:19 AM »

Oh hell, I can help you all you want!

1) All non-Remmington guns suck.
2) All people with not my shape, color, and religion suck.
3) The Civil war was fought over slavery only.
4) Antler point restrictions are a perfect solution to all the world's problems.
5) Killing animals that are fenced in is still real hunting.
6) Crossbows are the exact same as compound bows and deserve to be treated as such.
7) And don't get me started on Catholics...

Now, discuss amongst yourselves.

AtlLaw · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2012, 11:27:26 AM »

Quote from: mechanic on February 27, 2012, 11:14:07 AM

It could be because everyone on the Ga. forum sucks....

Aw cummon Ben!

NOT YOU!!!

I wonder how long you have wanted to say that?

We have to uncover the reason for this long repressed hostility! Tell me old friend, when did you first realise you hated your parents... $:-\$

No... wait... that's not what I'm spose to do!

Do I edit? Do I delete? Do I send a nasty PM?

$:-\$

I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!!!!

I'll call GB! yah, that's what I should do... he'll tell me what to do... mommy..

Empty Quiver · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2012, 05:34:41 PM »

No doubt you are bored.

Reading and writing are fairly uncommon traits in Georgia. Those who overcome move to civilization, where they are able to share ideas and complicated thoughts with other literate folks.

They don't bother posting here as it would be useless.

Graybeard · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2012, 07:07:15 PM »

Ya might see if ya can get swampy to drop by. He fits the bill just fine.

bobg · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2012, 11:04:35 PM »

No problem Richard. Just pick a random post and delete it. I think we have a couple mods that do that. $:-\$
Darn after reading Bills last post i think you found your troll.

. Problem solved.

mechanic · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:45:29 AM »

Dang lawyers...always wanting to limit our freedoms...the freedom to post stupid stuff is in the constitution ain't it?

hunt-m-up · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2012, 01:16:52 AM »

Worst gun a man could possibly own? A Remington 700 in 30-06

Wait for it, Wait for it...

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2012, 01:34:38 AM »

Quote from: Graybeard on February 27, 2012, 07:07:15 PM

Ya might see if ya can get swampy to drop by. He fits the bill just fine.

ouch !

Swampman · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2012, 02:43:02 AM »

I'm here for you man!

BBF · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2012, 04:04:44 AM »

I could nominate another but Site rules forbid it.

BUGEYE · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2012, 04:14:28 AM »

Quote from: BBF on February 28, 2012, 04:04:44 AM

I could nominate another but Site rules forbid it.

let's not get personal

gdog · « **Reply #13 on:** March 02, 2012, 12:40:33 PM »

I have been told I look like a troll. I told her to stay out from under my bridge.

teamnelson · « **Reply #14 on:** March 02, 2012, 01:05:33 PM »

Best thing ever to come out of Georgia - Jimmy Carter!

[please feel free to edit, delete, lock or otherwise moderate as suits yer fancy.]

mechanic · « **Reply #15 on:** March 02, 2012, 01:33:03 PM »

Quote from: TeamNelson on March 02, 2012, 01:05:33 PM

Best thing ever to come out of Georgia - Jimmy Carter!

[please feel free to edit, delete, lock or otherwise moderate as suits yer fancy.]

Now THAT, TN is below the belt. Old Atlaw will be along here in a minute to chastize you for that!

Get 'im Richard! It will be the battle of the moderators....old soldier vs. young soldier...wait, not too old soldier vs. slightly immature...

Ben

BBF · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2012, 07:30:43 AM »

ROFLMBO

Some of you guys are way beyond Repair !!

Tom W. · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2012, 01:52:17 AM »

Quote from: TeamNelson on March 02, 2012, 01:05:33 PM

Best thing ever to come out of Georgia - Jimmy Carter!

[please feel free to edit, delete, lock or otherwise moderate as suits yer fancy.]

Now you know that isn't so.
The best thing to come out of Georgia is also the best thing to come out of Auburn.... I-85...

PowPow · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2012, 04:18:59 AM »

Quote from: Tom W. on March 10, 2012, 01:52:17 AM

The best thing to come out of Georgia is also the best thing to come out of Auburn.... I-85...

No, it was Cam, but I have never seen someone come out so soon.

jackruff · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2012, 05:15:17 AM »

Well, dang. I didn't even know there was an Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi forum! I'll throw one out: the Mississippi legislature just refused to legalize shooting deer over bait. I think that's a good thing, but does it really matter? It's an almost universally accepted practice now. You can buy "deer corn" at every feed store and even building supply stores. The legislature also refused to legalize deer farms. Also a good thing, in my opinion.

Dezynco · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2012, 12:06:15 AM »

I figure that is our legislature legalized hunting over bait, the game wardens wouldnt have anything left to do! Seems a bit silly to me be cause you can plant fields to draw them in, so I really don't see the big deal. Doesn't really matter to me...

AtlLaw · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2012, 07:11:23 AM »

Hey!

You guys are discussing a legitimate subject here! Is that the best trolling you can do!?

Any more of this reasonable discussion stuff and I'll have to lock this thread!

Sheesh... It gotta be a couple a them Mississippi boys... $:-\$

45-70.gov · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2012, 07:19:26 AM »

Quote from: TeamNelson on March 02, 2012, 01:05:33 PM

Best thing ever to come out of Georgia - Jimmy Carter!

[please feel free to edit, delete, lock or otherwise moderate as suits yer fancy.]

speakiing of georgia.....
if a couple were married in georgia
and then devorced in kalifornia
would they still be brother and sister

?

why are we discussing georgia
is somebody here from georgia??
at least one that will admit it?

[how is that for trollin' ?]

AtlLaw · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2012, 07:40:28 AM »

Ahhhh! A florida resident heard from! Say there 45... I never asked you. $:-\$ What part of the north are you from?

ironglow · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2012, 07:51:34 AM »

Here's some help;

1) Georgia is a great place to be from...as far from it as you can get !

2) There's a lot of Alabamians who want to get out, Tom...but they can't find I-75.
....and if they do, their mule refuses to cross I-20.

3) Mississippi and Louisiana..should be made into one state..

.....There's some trolling for you..from one of those smart-alecky Noo Yawkers (but at least I not from the eastern end..

)

A couple more;

1) A big meplat beats hyper velocity every time.

2) Rem, Win & Browning ..outshot by Savage nearly every time..

3) Our military is all good...but I'll list them in descending order;
A) Army
B) Marines
C) Coast guard
D) Navy
E) Air force

Now, hand me the kevlar helmet, armored vest and any other protection you have available..
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Truth is;
I've lived in Dixie and love it..plus;

"The best"... as applied to our military is more demonstrated by great individual units, rather than a single one of the five branches.

45-70.gov · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2012, 10:37:57 AM »

fernandina.....i can see georgia from my roof

this town is also known as Nearly, Georgia

http://www.distance-calculator.co.uk/map-print.php?town1=Atlanta&town2=Fernandina%20Beach&country=GA&country2=FL
but i am sure you made this drive before

rugerfan.64 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2012, 04:35:57 PM »

Ok,y'all know what the best thing about GA is? It aint Alabama. And I take offense to the idea of combining LA & MS. Even if the cajuns cook great,they still have Nawlins and WE for sure dont want any of that! That'd MS in the same boat as GA is with Atlanta.

jackruff · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:13:02 PM »

Before Mississippi became a state it was Mississippi Territory, and it included Alabama. Of course, well before that Mississippi and Alabama were part of Georgia colony, except for the part that was West Florida. It's interesting that the history books say that Gen. Andrew Jackson fought the Creeks at the Battle of Horseshoe Bend in Alabama, but at that time it was in Mississippi.

ironglow · « **Reply #28 on:** April 26, 2012, 01:05:27 AM »

Quote from: rugerfan.64 on April 25, 2012, 04:35:57 PM

Ok,y'all know what the best thing about GA is? It aint Alabama. And I take offense to the idea of combining LA & MS. Even if the cajuns cook great,they still have Nawlins and WE for sure dont want any of that! That'd MS in the same boat as GA is with Atlanta.

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Tom W. · « **Reply #29 on:** April 30, 2012, 04:30:27 PM »

Quote from: ironglow on April 24, 2012, 07:51:34 AM

2) There's a lot of Alabamians who want to get out, Tom...but they can't find I-75.
....and if they do, their mule refuses to cross I-20.

That's because I-75 ain't in Alabama... Yankee!