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Offline Cuts Crooked

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A Great Hunt! (a little humor fer the day)
« on: April 02, 2012, 08:59:46 AM »
A friend sent me this today and for some reason it tickled my funny bone big time!

A Great Hunt
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 Shot my first turkey yesterday!

 Scared the crap

 outta everyone
 
 in the frozen food section.
 
 It was awesome!

 Gettin' old is so much fun...

 Remember: Don 't make old People mad.
 
 We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much
 
 to piss us off.

 
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Re: A Great Hunt!!!! (a little humor fer the day
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 09:57:29 AM »
You really have to watch the old and drunk ones. When I was working for Montgomery Ward in the early 80s an old drunk guy came into the catalog department waving a handgun demanding his money back for it for some reason. He claimed he had just recently bought it through catalog order (once again remember this was in the early 80s, could not have happened since 1968). Security was able to calm him down and escort him back out. As far as I know they did not call the cops.
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Re: A Great Hunt! (a little humor fer the day)
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2012, 06:23:32 PM »
Possibly because by that time Monkey Ward had so few customer they could not afford to rick losing one to the clink.
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