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[Land_Owner]

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You are probably not very interested in any used farm equipment, but thought you might like to see this ad from Craig's List...

Fifty-year-old manure spreader - $1 (Washington, D.C.)

Date: 2012-02-14, 10:21AM EST

Reply to: pdjfc-2834218719@sale.craigslist.org       

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It does not work very often, but when it does, it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November. Nevertheless, I really do not want it hanging around and getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate it outside of the U.S. 

Would  be  willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution

Location:  Oval Office -Washington, D.C.

[magooch]

I think the thing should just be scrapped, so that there is no upkeep expense and so that it isn't around anymore to be in the way and cause trouble.

[powderman]

HEH, 50 year old manure spreader brought several things to mind. POWDERMAN. 

[oldandslow]

I knew exactly what this was going to be when I read the thread title. 
 
It should really go to the scrap heap in my humble opinion.

[Junior1942]

The manure spreaders are here on this forum.  Full of it, spouting it, spreading it, and stinkin' to high heaven!

[powderman]

The manure spreaders are here on this forum.  Full of it, spouting it, spreading it, and stinkin' to high heaven!

 
HEH, you just proved it. POWDERMAN. 

[hillbill]

ok very funny guys! ive worked on a few manure spreaders but not that kind. cant help ya!

[nomosendero]

The manure has to be spread daily, has to be fresh even if the exact same ingredients, otherwise it could get dusty & farmers have been warned about the dust.

[powderman]

The manure has to be spread daily, has to be fresh even if the exact same ingredients, otherwise it could get dusty & farmers have been warned about the dust.

 
It IS spread daily. I don't think there has been even ONE sgl day that obummers face hasn't been plastered all over the tv. POWDERMAN. 

[dukkillr]

The manure spreaders are here on this forum.  Full of it, spouting it, spreading it, and stinkin' to high heaven!

Did you just channel PeeWee Herman and go with, "I know you are but what am I"? 

[powderman]

The manure spreaders are here on this forum.  Full of it, spouting it, spreading it, and stinkin' to high heaven!

Did you just channel PeeWee Herman and go with, "I know you are but what am I"?

 
HEH. POWDERMAN. 

[lakota]

 
The Obaminator 5000?

[tobster]

It might not have been worked very often, but it sure has a lot of miles put on it- all at the taxpayer's expense!