Gosh, I gotta try that one.
"What are in that box you got in the mail?"
"Nuttin' honey."
"Don't nuttin honey me, what's in there?"
"OK, OK, they are new grips for the gun I bought you."
"Bought me?"
"Yeah, I bought you a new pistol and these are the grips."
"Oh how nice!!"
"Can I go out and shoot your new gun now?"
Steve