Write in canidate

[rockbilly]

Since most of my friends seem to dislike all of the GOP candidates and feel none of them can give the bum that’s currently in office a race, I think we need to seek another candidate that can put this country back on her feet, or at least make a completive effort to oust Obumma.

After thinking on it for a while I determined there is no one I really place total confidence in, so I decided to “chunk” my hat in the mix as a write-in candidate and provide another option for those who were not satisfied with what’s there.

As a young man I was drawn to beer parties, they were great placed to learn debate and catch up on current events, with that in-mind I’m naming my party, “The BEER Party,” not that I’m into partaking of a cold one, but the thought that beer parties were what got me this far in life just sounds proper. . (And it does go well with a large plate of BBQ, a nice rare steak or hot pizza.)

My life has been greatly influenced by such by such great men as J.W. Dant, Evan Williams, Ezra Brooks, George Dickel, Hiram Walker, W.L. Weller, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, Jose Curevo and even somebody’s Old Grand Dad. With this kind of backing you should be convinced that I will have outstanding guidance when it comes to making decisions on running this country.

I’m only gonna make one campaign promise, “I’ll steal from you but swear I won’t steal as much as the other candidates (it doesn’t take much to satisfy me!).  I figure by not promising anything, you won’t expect anything, but then you would really rejoice if I did (by mistake) accomplish something. Some say “there ain’t a word of truth in that boy,” but I wouldn’t lie anymore than the dude that occupies the office today, just watch my lips to see if they are moving.

My platform is very strong; I built it myself.  It’s built about 12 feet off the ground between two giant pecan trees overlooking Coon Creek.  I spend lots of hours out there sorting out world issues and watching the game, sometimes I feel generous and invite a friend or two to join me there for a cup of coffee and help sort out issues that concern the price of ammo, camo gear, pick-ups and as always guns.

As usual,  I’m never first.  Getting in the race late and being a write-in candidate, I am not eligible for federal or state funds to run this election train.  I will have to work solely with the contributions from my supporters so I’m asking for your help, your non-tax free donations are deeply appreciated, just keep them under $2000.00 so I don’t have to bothered reporting the income to the current crooks allowing them to grab  a cut of my pot.. (You can bet I’ll use the money wisely.)

We will be out and about campaigning I hope to see you and accept your donation in person at one of my rallies, dig deep and give generously; you know it’s for the betterment of our country.

Being the low man on the totem pole I know it will take a miracle to send me to Washington but if you vote often it’s possible.  I want to thank all of you for the support; I know I’ll make you proud!!  (Just keep those donations coming!)

“THE BEER PARTY IN 2012!!!” (Anybody got a cold one?)

[BUGEYE]

Finally, somebody that makes sense.

[powderman]

Finally, somebody that makes sense.

 
+1. POWDERMAN.