Author Topic: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day?? (Read 1985 times)

powderman · « **on:** April 25, 2012, 05:07:48 AM »

I read on another forum that Thurs is national pork day. I got some chops out of the freezer for the grill tomorrow. I understand that it coincides with mohameds birthday, who knew?? Fire up those grills, buy some pork rinds. POWDERMAN.

powderman · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2012, 02:27:11 PM »

Took a roll of sausage out of the freezer for breakfast and a pk of pork chops for supper. Now all I need is some pork rinds for a snack and I'm all set. POWDERMAN.

SwampThing762 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2012, 03:38:07 PM »

Had ham sammich for lunch, and more ham for supper. Tomorrow, bacon for breakfast, ham for lunch, pork rinds for an afternoon snack......will drop the pork rind crumbs on the grounds of the local victory mosque.

Charlie, I will pick up an extra pack of piggy rinds for the victory mosque on your behalf, and maybe even a couple of pickled pigs feet.......

Enjoy the festive holiday......

ST762

powderman · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2012, 04:14:33 PM »

ST762. The closest satans den to me is probably 50 mi and I'm low on gas. Sounds to me like you have a great day planned. If we only knew the day the pedophile died and went to his master satan we could have a huge party, whole pig roast. POWDERMAN.

SwampThing762 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:03:32 PM »

8 June 632 was the date of the Great Prophedophile Barbecue. My girlfriend's mother's birthday is also 8 June -- guess I have two excellent reasons to eat twice as much pork and dump the grease and pig's feet on the grounds of the local victory mosque. God Bless America, and, of course, Porky Pig!!

Added perk of national Pork Day.......it will sure wind up all the Muzzie sympathizers and collaborators!

ST762

powderman · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:20:04 PM »

ST762. Thanks, I hope I can remember that date cause it's certainly a day to celebrate. POWDERMAN.

gypsyman · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2012, 01:57:04 AM »

I might just have to go to the local supermarket that sells local pork, and get a big hunk of jowel bacon, and fix some Hunkie Turkey this afternoon. Would be nice to have some fresh tomatoes and Hungarian hot peppers to put on it, but, just for this holiday, I'll sacrafice. gypsyman

gstewart44 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2012, 07:26:50 AM »

Wow - no wonder my two sausage biscuits this morning and my half rack of ribs at lunch tasted so good!

lakota · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2012, 07:37:04 AM »

I am ill prepared all I have on hand is fish.

SwampThing762 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2012, 07:41:12 AM »

Quote from: lakota on April 26, 2012, 07:37:04 AM

I am ill prepared all I have on hand is fish.

You are hereby remanded to the custody of the meat department at your local grocery store for the purchase of one pound of sausage.........

ST762

lakota · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2012, 08:41:42 AM »

We are going to order chinese for dinner. Maybe moo shu pork?

ironglow · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2012, 08:59:05 AM »

Uh-huh...

You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim

powderman · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2012, 09:58:37 AM »

The sausage this morning was delicious and the pork loin for supper is thawed out awaiting the grill. Now I need some pork rinds. I'll try real hard to remember June 8th. POWDERMAN.

SwampThing762 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2012, 10:06:37 AM »

Quote from: lakota on April 26, 2012, 08:41:42 AM

We are going to order chinese for dinner. Maybe moo shu pork?

Tell them EXTRA PORK!!!! muhahahahahahahahahahahaha...............................

ST762

SwampThing762 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2012, 10:13:03 AM »

Quote from: ironglow on April 26, 2012, 08:59:05 AM

Uh-huh...

You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim

10. You think Barack Obama is a great leader and humanitarian

You may be a Muslim

On another note, the bacon this morning was Heavenly [pun very much intended], and the grease was spooned onto a couple of folded up paper towels and placed in my pocket. I had a ham sammich and small cheeseburger with bacon for lunch. On my way to the local victory mosque I stopped for gas, and picked up a bag of pork rinds and a sausage from the roller grill. Never made it to the victory mosque. OOPS!!

ST762

mcwoodduck · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2012, 11:14:10 AM »

I read this and went to the Taco Truck and got a Carnitas (slow roasted Pork in Pork Fat) Buritto. Mmmmmm Good!

Cuts Crooked · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2012, 01:03:58 PM »

Venison & Pork sausage fer breakfast this morning. Iowa chops out in the smoker right now!

powderman · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2012, 04:41:13 PM »

CUTS. Boy that sounds good, I haven't used my smoker in 2 years now, but I'm going to. The pork loin was great seasoned with old bay seasoning.
ST762. Too bad you didn't make it to your local den of satan to leave a sample or 2, nothing quite like sharing with others. POWDERMAN.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2012, 03:04:40 AM »

You would definitely have to be discreet when "sharing the pork". If you get caught expect Eric Holder and the DoJ to charge you with Felonious Littering and a Hate Crime.........

powderman · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2012, 05:17:55 AM »

Quote from: gstewart44 on April 27, 2012, 03:04:40 AM

You would definitely have to be discreet when "sharing the pork". If you get caught expect Eric Holder and the DoJ to charge you with Felonious Littering and a Hate Crime.........

Boy aint that the truth. POWDERMAN.

mcwoodduck · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2012, 05:40:02 AM »

Quote from: gstewart44 on April 27, 2012, 03:04:40 AM

You would definitely have to be discreet when "sharing the pork". If you get caught expect Eric Holder and the DoJ to charge you with Felonious Littering and a Hate Crime.........

How is free BBQ a hate crime?
I am simply sharing my coulture and heritage with others.
Shouldn't diversity go both ways?
Why do I have to understand their beliefs and honor their traditions but they can ignore mine? Especally if they are here in my coulture?
As the left has pointed out over and over the 1st amendment is also a freedom from religon and I shuld not their ideas push on me.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2012, 10:39:52 AM »

Quote from: mcwoodduck on April 27, 2012, 05:40:02 AM

Quote from: gstewart44 on April 27, 2012, 03:04:40 AM
You would definitely have to be discreet when "sharing the pork". If you get caught expect Eric Holder and the DoJ to charge you with Felonious Littering and a Hate Crime.........
How is free BBQ a hate crime?
I am simply sharing my coulture and heritage with others.
Shouldn't diversity go both ways?
Why do I have to understand their beliefs and honor their traditions but they can ignore mine? Especally if they are here in my coulture?
As the left has pointed out over and over the 1st amendment is also a freedom from religon and I shuld not their ideas push on me.

McWD - I was saying it facetiously.......It ain't right but reality according to this administration is that the populace MUST accept the presence of Islam.....heck our sorry POTUS bows to Islamic heads of state.......Holder and his minions would definitely find some civils rights or hate crime charges to level against anyone trying to leave any porcine products at or near a mosque ......

powderman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2012, 10:50:08 AM »

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Holder and his minions would definitely find some civils rights or hate crime charges to level against anyone trying to leave any porcine products at or near a mosque ......

On that you could bet the farm. POWDERMAN.

mcwoodduck · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2012, 10:50:13 AM »

OH I know it is about political correctness (read that as White males are always wrong unless you're a democrat)
I was just offering my defense to holder in the news.

Casull · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2012, 02:24:57 PM »

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How is free BBQ a hate crime?
I am simply sharing my coulture and heritage with others.
Shouldn't diversity go both ways?
Why do I have to understand their beliefs and honor their traditions but they can ignore mine? Especally if they are here in my coulture?
As the left has pointed out over and over the 1st amendment is also a freedom from religon and I shuld not their ideas push on me.

Damn trouble making Christian white boy.

powderman · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2012, 04:25:43 PM »

HEH. POWDERMAN.

Val · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2012, 07:28:12 AM »

Maybe it should also be a National day of Quran burning.

mcwoodduck · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2012, 07:31:00 AM »

Quote from: Val on April 28, 2012, 07:28:12 AM

Maybe it should also be a National day of Quran burning.

Why? Once the liberals are finished attacking the Christians and Jews they will go oafter the Musliums.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2012, 08:24:52 AM »

Quote from: Val on April 28, 2012, 07:28:12 AM

Maybe it should also be a National day of Quran burning.

I hear pork renderings makes a good fuel.....

powderman · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2012, 04:42:52 PM »

I found a video of a girl burning satans handbook a page at a time, her bookmarks were slices of bacon. It had a few curse words so I din't post it here.
MCWDDK. They wouldn't go after the muslims, they don't believe in God either. POWDERMAN.