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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2012, 06:37:15 PM »
Hey, Charlie, why burn the Qurans when you can give them to dopers for rolling papers?

Yet, Satan's handbook for world conquest does help light a fire to grill some bacon-wrapped filet mignons, pork chops, and tenderloins.

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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2012, 12:29:53 AM »
  Yesterday morning I had some scrambled eggs with bits of pork sausage in it..and hold the phone..IT WAS IN CHURCH.
        Yes, one of my dear Christian sisters brought that to our fellowship breakfast.  I also had a bit of hash along with it but I believe that was beef. It was all good though!
 
   Hey, when 'earth day' rolls around each year;
          those of us who aren't sucked in by the anti-capitalist rhetoric, can be celebrating " Pork in the park" day..
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2012, 05:24:37 AM »
Quote from: SwampThing762 on April 29, 2012, 06:37:15 PM
Hey, Charlie, why burn the Qurans when you can give them to dopers for rolling papers?

Yet, Satan's handbook for world conquest does help light a fire to grill some bacon-wrapped filet mignons, pork chops, and tenderloins.

ST762

 
ST. Wouldn't work for rolling papers, the devils words burn too hot, all they'd get would be 1 or 2 tokes and waste their dope. POWDERMAN.  ;) ;)
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2012, 11:41:57 AM »
Quote from: powderman on April 28, 2012, 04:42:52 PM
They wouldn't go after the muslims, they don't believe in God either. POWDERMAN.  :o :o
But the god of Jacobe and Isacc are the same god.  So Alllah and Johova are the same god.
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2012, 06:18:56 PM »
Quote from: mcwoodduck on April 30, 2012, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: powderman on April 28, 2012, 04:42:52 PM
They wouldn't go after the muslims, they don't believe in God either. POWDERMAN.  :o :o
But the god of Jacobe and Isacc are the same god.  So Alllah and Johova are the same god.

Ah, no.    The God of Jacob, and of Isaac, is Iehovah (or Yahweh in Hebrew), as they are direct descendents of Abraham.   The god of Mohammed, a rapist pedophile, is Allah.    If you are trying to connect Ishmael to Mohammed and, thus,  Allah to Iehovah, there is no genealogical connection from Mohammed to Abraham, despite the Quranic references.    As there is no genealogical chain connecting Mohammed to Ishmael and Hagar, there is no validity to your argument.

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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2012, 05:25:17 AM »
How do I get one of the patches?
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2012, 06:59:39 AM »
Quote from: powderman on April 26, 2012, 04:41:13 PM
Too bad you didn't make it to your local den of satan to leave a sample or 2, nothing quite like sharing with others. POWDERMAN.  ;) ;)

Sad to say, I don't have a mosque in my area. :o ;D
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2012, 08:17:42 AM »
Quote from: Cuts Crooked on May 01, 2012, 06:59:39 AM
Quote from: powderman on April 26, 2012, 04:41:13 PM
Too bad you didn't make it to your local den of satan to leave a sample or 2, nothing quite like sharing with others. POWDERMAN.  ;) ;)

Sad to say, I don't have a mosque in my area. :o ;D

 
Certainly nothing to be sad about, I'd be bragging. Closest to me, that I know of, is about 50 miles. Thats too close for me. POWDERMAN.  ;) ;)
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2012, 05:43:01 PM »
I redeemed myself today!!!!  Went to the local victory mosque with a big fat greasy barbecue sammich.   A little bit of pork accidentally fell onto the property of the victory mosque.    I walked away down the sidewalk.........the NPD celebration continues....... 8)

Cuts, I shall pick up the slack for you.

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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2012, 05:53:03 PM »
Quote from: powderman on April 25, 2012, 05:07:48 AM
I read on another forum that Thurs is national pork day. I got some chops out of the freezer for the grill tomorrow..... POWDERMAN.  ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D

PDMAN ...noooooo.....Say it isn't so ..

Shhhhh !!!
Don't tell my dear wife and her little pot bellied buddy
Too late , I think he heard you.

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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2012, 07:32:13 AM »
Quote from: scootrd on May 01, 2012, 05:53:03 PM
Quote from: powderman on April 25, 2012, 05:07:48 AM
I read on another forum that Thurs is national pork day. I got some chops out of the freezer for the grill tomorrow..... POWDERMAN.  ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D

PDMAN ...noooooo.....Say it isn't so ..

Shhhhh !!!
Don't tell my dear wife and her little pot bellied buddy
Too late , I think he heard you.


He looks to be about Webber Kettle grill size.
MMMM.  BBQ.
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2012, 08:09:23 AM »
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 07, 2012, 07:32:13 AM
He looks to be about Webber Kettle grill size.
MMMM.  BBQ.

Bad Bad Man :)  (between you and I he's just a little bigger than a Webber , not that I measured or anything :) .
This one got a name !! I've Been told he's hands off.
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2012, 10:52:49 AM »
Quote from: scootrd on May 07, 2012, 08:09:23 AM
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 07, 2012, 07:32:13 AM
He looks to be about Webber Kettle grill size.
MMMM.  BBQ.

Bad Bad Man :)  (between you and I he's just a little bigger than a Webber , not that I measured or anything :) .
This one got a name !! I've Been told he's hands off.
A friend of mine was asked to help curb a Pot bellied pig population that started with 4 and ended with 35 roaming Wisconson and he said they were really good.
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2012, 05:52:07 PM »
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm..........bacon.........can I call him Skillet?   :o ;D

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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2012, 06:00:35 PM »
Hmmm... Looks like some folks are trying to make up for their Banned Bigotry Thread.
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2012, 06:16:08 PM »
Quote from: yellowtail3 on May 07, 2012, 06:00:35 PM
Hmmm... Looks like some folks are trying to make up for their Banned Bigotry Thread.

yt3,

I think you have mistaken this thread for the locked cult of death thread.  Don't worry though, the National Pork Day celebration continues.......I decided to celebrate it every day, in one form or another.

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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2012, 11:18:13 PM »
 I had no idea about this holiday. Should I have taken the day off of work?
 
 Nobody mentioned chorizo (Mexican pork sausage), not even on Cinco De Mayo? Is it too late to celebrate pork day retroactively by eating my leftover chorizo wrapped in a pork lard tortilla?
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2012, 03:22:40 PM »
Quote from: Victor3 on May 07, 2012, 11:18:13 PM
I had no idea about this holiday. Should I have taken the day off of work?
 
 Nobody mentioned chorizo (Mexican pork sausage), not even on Cinco De Mayo? Is it too late to celebrate pork day retroactively by eating my leftover chorizo wrapped in a pork lard tortilla?
I heard the day before Cinco de Mayo is known as Star Wars Day.   May the Fourth be with you!   (am I now a geek?)
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2012, 03:38:44 PM »
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 08, 2012, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Victor3 on May 07, 2012, 11:18:13 PM
I had no idea about this holiday. Should I have taken the day off of work?
 
 Nobody mentioned chorizo (Mexican pork sausage), not even on Cinco De Mayo? Is it too late to celebrate pork day retroactively by eating my leftover chorizo wrapped in a pork lard tortilla?
I heard the day before Cinco de Mayo is known as Star Wars Day.   May the Fourth be with you!   (am I now a geek?)


Only if you go around using the Jedi mind trick and make people keep saying, "mmmmm.....it is Yoda you seek....." ;D

Got your patch yet?

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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2012, 05:22:05 AM »
Quote from: SwampThing762 on May 08, 2012, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 08, 2012, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Victor3 on May 07, 2012, 11:18:13 PM
I had no idea about this holiday. Should I have taken the day off of work?
 
 Nobody mentioned chorizo (Mexican pork sausage), not even on Cinco De Mayo? Is it too late to celebrate pork day retroactively by eating my leftover chorizo wrapped in a pork lard tortilla?
I heard the day before Cinco de Mayo is known as Star Wars Day.   May the Fourth be with you!   (am I now a geek?)


Only if you go around using the Jedi mind trick and make people keep saying, "mmmmm.....it is Yoda you seek....." ;D

Got your patch yet?

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No patch yet, but made a Ham sandwitch for lunch. 
I have a spot for the patch,  I just need to learn how to sew.
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #50 on: May 09, 2012, 01:03:45 PM »
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 09, 2012, 05:22:05 AM
Quote from: SwampThing762 on May 08, 2012, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 08, 2012, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Victor3 on May 07, 2012, 11:18:13 PM
I had no idea about this holiday. Should I have taken the day off of work?
 
 Nobody mentioned chorizo (Mexican pork sausage), not even on Cinco De Mayo? Is it too late to celebrate pork day retroactively by eating my leftover chorizo wrapped in a pork lard tortilla?
I heard the day before Cinco de Mayo is known as Star Wars Day.   May the Fourth be with you!   (am I now a geek?)


Only if you go around using the Jedi mind trick and make people keep saying, "mmmmm.....it is Yoda you seek....." ;D

Got your patch yet?

ST762
No patch yet, but made a Ham sandwitch for lunch. 
I have a spot for the patch,  I just need to learn how to sew.

mcwoodduck, you are nearly ready to join the Sausage Templars.   Mount the patch on your hat, and you are in.

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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #51 on: May 09, 2012, 05:35:58 PM »
Quote from: SwampThing762 on May 09, 2012, 01:03:45 PM
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 09, 2012, 05:22:05 AM
Quote from: SwampThing762 on May 08, 2012, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 08, 2012, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Victor3 on May 07, 2012, 11:18:13 PM
I had no idea about this holiday. Should I have taken the day off of work?
 
 Nobody mentioned chorizo (Mexican pork sausage), not even on Cinco De Mayo? Is it too late to celebrate pork day retroactively by eating my leftover chorizo wrapped in a pork lard tortilla?
I heard the day before Cinco de Mayo is known as Star Wars Day.   May the Fourth be with you!   (am I now a geek?)


Only if you go around using the Jedi mind trick and make people keep saying, "mmmmm.....it is Yoda you seek....." ;D

Got your patch yet?

ST762
No patch yet, but made a Ham sandwitch for lunch. 
I have a spot for the patch,  I just need to learn how to sew.

mcwoodduck, you are nearly ready to join the Sausage Templars.   Mount the patch on your hat, and you are in.

ST762
I just joined a club and part of it is that I need to be a Range Safety Officer and the vest they hand out needs some decoration.
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2012, 05:16:20 PM »
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 09, 2012, 05:35:58 PM
Quote from: SwampThing762 on May 09, 2012, 01:03:45 PM
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 09, 2012, 05:22:05 AM
Quote from: SwampThing762 on May 08, 2012, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: mcwoodduck on May 08, 2012, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Victor3 on May 07, 2012, 11:18:13 PM
I had no idea about this holiday. Should I have taken the day off of work?
 
 Nobody mentioned chorizo (Mexican pork sausage), not even on Cinco De Mayo? Is it too late to celebrate pork day retroactively by eating my leftover chorizo wrapped in a pork lard tortilla?
I heard the day before Cinco de Mayo is known as Star Wars Day.   May the Fourth be with you!   (am I now a geek?)


Only if you go around using the Jedi mind trick and make people keep saying, "mmmmm.....it is Yoda you seek....." ;D

Got your patch yet?

ST762
No patch yet, but made a Ham sandwitch for lunch. 
I have a spot for the patch,  I just need to learn how to sew.

mcwoodduck, you are nearly ready to join the Sausage Templars.   Mount the patch on your hat, and you are in.

ST762
I just joined a club and part of it is that I need to be a Range Safety Officer and the vest they hand out needs some decoration.

Outstanding, sir.   We must zealously spread the truth about the Islamic cult of blood and death, and vigorously defend against those  provide sympathy and advocacy for this religion.  Keep the faith and stand fast, my friend.   We stand between the darkness of Islam and the light of truth and justice within the modern Judaeo-Christian tradition.

ST762 
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Re: Tomorrow, Thurs, is National pork day??
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2012, 05:58:37 PM »
SWAMPTHING. Good post Sir.
MCCWOODDUK. Wear your patch proudly, and don't be afraid to explain it. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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