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Offline Brett

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Daughter
« on: April 28, 2012, 07:01:57 AM »
 My daughter walked into the family living room last night and said Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, IPhone, IPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Th en disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants it." Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ... "Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's reelection campaign."
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Re: Daughter
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2012, 07:06:50 AM »
You're kidding...RIGHT?? :-\
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Re: Daughter
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2012, 07:11:18 AM »
Quote from: m-g Willy on April 28, 2012, 07:06:50 AM
You're kidding...RIGHT?? :-\

Yes. Praise God. 
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Re: Daughter
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2012, 07:27:13 AM »
Oh!!! I was hoping to get a good deal on an Ipad or laptop. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Daughter
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2012, 11:10:22 AM »
First I was confused, then my blood pressure soared.  Then relief.  You should not do that to an old man, could cause me to have a heart attack.  Brett, you are on my po,po, list for the next thirty minutes.  Or at least till I get to the gun show. 
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Re: Daughter
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2012, 04:23:49 PM »
Sorry about putting you on that roller coaster ride Sourdough.  Hope you had a good time at the gun show.  Find any good deals?
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2012, 12:54:22 AM »
You would get the same reaction from a father in a Muslim country.
 
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