THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES (that's the official name)
has been changed. it's now,
THE CONSTITUTION OF THOSE AREAS WHERE ENOUGH CONSERVATIVE VOTERS HAVE KEPT THE POLITICIANS IN CHECK AND DOES NOT APPLY TO ANYONE IN ANY OTHER AREAS.
the founders said that SOME men are created equal. that SOME are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights. and that SOME people have the right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm glad I moved from Illinois to Georgia.
back on topic, some crimes are so terrible that the perp should be killed, such as crimes against children and seniors.
Actually,
It's
WE THE CORPORATIONS of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Corporate Society and ensure the buying of government and politician, establish no regulation, insure domestic profits that can be diverted overseas, provide for the common top percent, promote the goals of hedge fund managers, and secure the Blessings of our wall street cronies and large banking institutions for ourselves and our corporations are people too executives, do ordain and establish this corporate Constitution for the United Corporations of America.
Article 1
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in the corporation takeover of the Congress of the United States, which shall consist of bought and paid for Citizens United Senators and House of Representatives.
1: The House of corporate Representatives shall be composed of lobbyist Members chosen every second Year by the United corporation through Superpac funds of the corporations in power, and the Electors in each corporation shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most wealthy subsidiaries of our corporate conglomerates.
2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained by the Age of twenty five Years at least 30 billion dollars, and been seven Years served on a board of directors of the united corporation or it;s subsidiaries, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of the lower middle class tax brackets .
3: Representatives and direct Tax burdens shall be apportioned among the middle class according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of middle class Persons, including those bound to just above minimum wages for a Term of Years, and excluding the top 1% who shall not be taxed, three fifths of all other Persons shall be taxed at arbitrary rates that ensure our optimal profit margins are maintained. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after we offshore all American Jobs and our first board Meeting of the conglomerate corporations, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by corporate by-Law direct. The Number of any subsidiaries Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand minimum wage earner or below, but each subsidiary shall have at Least one 1% billionaire Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.
4: When vacancies happen in the United corporation Representation or from any subsidiary , the Executive corporate Authority thereof shall issue Writs of board room Elections to fill such Vacancies.
5: The House of corporate Representatives shall chuse their CEO Speaker and other corporate Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.
Too much fun but I will stop now..........Because in truth it's actually depressing
