President Obama and his Republican rival Mitt Romney announced today that they would skip the general election this fall and would instead go straight to being "Co-Presidents of the United
States."
I will be President on Mondays,Wednesdays and Fridays said Mr. Obama. Mitt will be President on Tuesdays, Thursdays and the weekends.
Romney said this was a perfect arrangement that spares each man the chance of an election loss this fall and enables each man to sleep late on his days off. Barack also can play more golf on weekends this way.
Obama said he and Romney were such close friends and moderate politicians that he does not foresee any conflicts between decisions they make on days each of them are in power. "If we do have any disagreements, then we`ll simply flip a coin to make a decision.
Obama and Romney also announced a deal to merge the Republican and Democratic parties into one party called "Republicrats."
Romney said that the deal was easily reached because the Congressional leaders of both parties have gotten along so well in the last two years.We are all very close friends, despite what you read in the media.Nancy Pelosi and John Boehner hang out in the clubs together all the time.
