What a joke. It should be more like "Cower, pray, and kiss your ass goodbye."
I like the "Improvise weapons" part. There would be no need to "improvise" if we weren't neutered and were allowed to carry a real weapon everywhere like the 2nd Amendment says we are allowed to do.
Allowing people to provide for their own safety and security is the way the government can best step up security against a terrorist threat. Quit interfering with my right to defend myself!