Chuckle for today...

[ironglow]

     Obama in Texas;
         


A  cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama  was trying to gather support for his Health Plan.
                                                                                                        
When Obama  discovered the cowboy was from President Bush's home area, he  started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"         

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches.  They're called circle flies because they're almost always circling around the back end of a horse."             
                                                                        

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's a_ _?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's a_ _."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.               

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though. "

                                                                                        

[Shu]

+1 maybe a +2 ok you got me +10

[powderman]

Red Xs. POWDERMAN. 

[ironglow]

Red Xs. POWDERMAN. 

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  You didn't miss much..the photos were for the most part, pictures of the horse's a_ _ ...wearing a ten gallon hat!

[Ex 49'er]

Good one. And then there are Post Turtles: They don't know how they got stuck on the post, don't remember how long they've been there, and don't know how they'll get down! What an obummer!

[SHOOTALL]

that was good

[tobster]

Cut Barry a little slack.after all, he came up with the fastest golf cart known to man...........most people call it Air Force 1 !

[Brett]

I like it.