Slim Jims, Yoo Hoo, and a couple of cans of fresh Skoal.
Skoal is freshest where the gas is cheapest.
Obviously you don't travel much.
Where are the sunflower seeds on that list? Mt. Dew? ( 1litre wide mouth for those emergencies in congested traffic
).
When it comes to one stop shopping on the road I would first consider a Loves truck stop, they are the least trucker trashy of them all IMHO. Second would be the Pilot / Flying J, the newer the better most have a Denny's and a Subway inside. Don't overlook the pizza at Flying J it stays pretty fresh and it is the best ready to go road pizza out there. Arby's has a very good Angus philly steak style sandwich. Mc donalds salads are way better than their burgers, I'm stupid about the southwest grilled chicken one.
So here is a menu plan and trip ticket for you.
0600 hit Hardee's for a loaded omelet biscuit, skip the nasty potato thing get a tablespoon of fryer grease instead less sodium, add a large coffee and get down the road.
1100 stop at the Loves get fueled and grab a spicy chicken sandwich and side salad at the Wendy's that most have inside. Grab a 1litre Mt Dew and a bag of Giants sunflower seeds a tin of snuff and fill the thermos bottle. Get on the road man you can't be trashing around these truckstops for an hour.
1300 Rest Area and soon.
1530 check fuel prices and top off if in a cheap state another Mt Dew and down the road man.
1730 Flying J, brother its the big time, fill the tank, grab a shower, slip into Denny's have the heart attack special. Grab a to go cup or have the pretty waitress (or yours if she is busy
) refill the thermos. In the store grab those Rolaids you have been meaning to buy since 1300. Dolly down the camper in the parking lot and relax or... get on down the road man you are wasting time trashing around truckstops brother.
2100 Get a hotel you have got to be shot by now. Drury Inn's have a real nice breakfast spread and a nice happy hour thing earlier in the evening too for that matter. I ain't kidding about Drury Inn's either they are pretty danged nice outfits.
Can you tell I drive for a living?