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Offline Brett

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Joke of the day
« on: September 16, 2012, 02:19:09 AM »
Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The
robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot
brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy
says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the
bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says,
"Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's
your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about
NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What
will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his
whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh,
about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people . . .
still happy . . . with Obama?"
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2012, 02:43:39 AM »
Per o p. Obama or the American public? ear
Oath Keepers: start local
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“It is no coincidence that the century of total war coincided with the century of central banking.” – Ron Paul, End the Fed
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An economic crash like the one of the 1920s is the only thing that will get the US off of the road to Socialism that we are on and give our children a chance at a future with freedom and possibility of economic success.
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everyone hears but very few see. (I can't see either, I'm not on the corporate board making rules that sound exactly the opposite of what they mean, plus loopholes) ear
"I have seen the enemy and I think it's us." POGO
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