Author Topic: PENN man says bigfoot vandalized his winnebago. (Read 1863 times)

powderman · « **on:** October 21, 2012, 11:05:02 AM »

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(Image Credit: ABC News) A Pennsylvania man has his eye on a large, furry and elusive suspect who he accused of vandalizing his 1973 Dodge Winnebago.
John Reed, a self-described Bigfoot tracker since the age of 10, said he was camping with his girlfriend when he saw the creature walk past his motor home window. Reed said the Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, reportedly threw rocks at his mobile home’s outside light to escape discovery.

Reed, who is the founder of the Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters, and his girlfriend, jumped into their truck and gave chase, making special ‘Bigfoot calls’ to locate the creature.
“As soon as I did it, something stood up on her side of the truck,” he said. ”She seen the eyes glaring in the light of the truck, stood up and walked this way into the woods.”
This alleged sighting is the third time Reed said he has come into contact with the creature.
“Do I believe in Bigfoot? Yes I do,” he said. “Have I had sightings of what I believe to be Big Foot? Yes.”
While police believe the damage may have been caused by vandals, for Reed it was a warning from Sasquatch to get off his territory. SHOWS: Good Morning America

Anna · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2012, 11:49:51 AM »

LOL ! It was a Bigfoot from da hood

blind ear · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2012, 01:12:50 AM »

Yep, the big boy is gonna have to get skin samples or hair from the rock for DNA testing so his vandalism insurance will pay on that 79 Dodge Winnebago. I am sure that the guy was covered. ear

mechanic · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2012, 03:30:14 AM »

Do I now need to add bigfoot coverage to my policy?

Ben

magooch · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2012, 03:49:46 AM »

Quote from: blind ear on October 22, 2012, 01:12:50 AM

Yep, the big boy is gonna have to get skin samples or hair from the rock for DNA testing so his vandalism insurance will pay on that 79 Dodge Winnebago. I am sure that the guy was covered. ear

Wait a minute; I thought it was a 73 Dodge. This story is falling apart.

mcbammer · « **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2012, 04:04:45 AM »

Just in time for Halloween.

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2012, 04:13:54 AM »

What kind of bigfoot call did they use? Recorded analog, recorded digital, or like a personally operated duck call with reeds or a sound chamber?

But come to think of it, Sasquatch hunting is as good a hobby as any and probably better than most. It's got the components of travel, outdoors, remote and presumably scenic places. Sounds better than bowling or watching NFL.

blind ear · « **Reply #7 on:** October 22, 2012, 04:21:09 AM »

Quote from: magooch on October 22, 2012, 03:49:46 AM

Quote from: blind ear on October 22, 2012, 01:12:50 AM
Yep, the big boy is gonna have to get skin samples or hair from the rock for DNA testing so his vandalism insurance will pay on that 79 Dodge Winnebago. I am sure that the guy was covered. ear

Wait a minute; I thought it was a 73 Dodge. This story is falling apart.

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Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #8 on:** October 22, 2012, 04:43:44 AM »

Here's a link to bigfoot calls, for Oregon anyway.

http://www.oregonbigfoot.com/sounds.php

Anna · « **Reply #9 on:** October 22, 2012, 04:59:37 AM »

Not to be directed at Powderman he was only reporting this comical event, but this whole story sounds like something that came from a supermarket tabloid .

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #10 on:** October 22, 2012, 05:19:36 AM »

Now now! Don't go around insulting the tabloids just because they are being copied by ABC, NBC, CBS, and others.

The world's only reliable news is The Weekly World News
http://weeklyworldnews.com/

blind ear · « **Reply #11 on:** October 22, 2012, 06:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Conan The Librarian on October 22, 2012, 05:19:36 AM

Now now! Don't go around insulting the tabloids just because they are being copied by ABC, NBC, CBS, and others.

The world's only reliable news is The Weekly World News
http://weeklyworldnews.com/

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You have to give the customers what they want. Scarey isn't? ear

Shu · « **Reply #12 on:** October 23, 2012, 02:12:07 AM »

What you don't know is our good friend and brother Powderman is Bigfoot.

He was chasing this guy away from his property.

Savage .250 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 23, 2012, 02:28:18 AM »

There is a much great chance that was a giant Sumo wrestler with a hairy back than Big Foot.

The legend lives on...........

powderman · « **Reply #14 on:** October 23, 2012, 02:50:39 AM »

Quote from: Shu on October 23, 2012, 02:12:07 AM

What you don't know is our good friend and brother Powderman is Bigfoot.
He was chasing this guy away from his property.

SHHHHHHH, They were too close to my liberal reprogramming facility. POWDERMAN.

BUGEYE · « **Reply #15 on:** October 23, 2012, 05:05:34 AM »

PM lives a dangerous life.

Anna · « **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2012, 05:24:53 AM »

From looking at this guy, he might have been hallucinating from an overdose on twinkles !
Or only saw himself in a mirror as he was foraging for more snacks .

Empty Quiver · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2012, 05:36:38 AM »

Damn, that does explain a few things.

I was up going to the head and some SOB started chasing me, damn near run me over with a p/u truck. I knocked the porch light out on their trailer cause his GF was so danged ugly

I thought she was the spawn of a bigfoot.

I couldn't stand the sight of her any longer.

Scared and confused that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Size 12 ain't that big anyway, they are perfectly proportioned to my ~~joh~~ hands, hands, yea thats the ticket.

Folks wonder why the sasquatch phenomena beggers the imagination.

Anna · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2012, 05:48:41 AM »

That wasn't a PU truck ! It was a low flying UFO filled with bigfoots coming home from a wild night in
Vegas ! Where two of them got hitched at the Elvis Chapple of Love .

Old Fart · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2012, 08:16:19 AM »

I saw a blurb of this story on the news this morning. My opinion is based solely on that limited experience.

He's been chasing bigfoot for years. I believe in his mind he has finally found him.

Shu · « **Reply #20 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:58:01 AM »

If bigfoot actually does exist, I really don't think he will be found close to a human population.
I would guess he would be way back up in the wilderness areas that are hard to reach.

If he does exist there does not seem to be any young. So my question would be- is bigfoot immortal and does not need to reproduce?

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #21 on:** October 24, 2012, 04:27:56 AM »

Either that or they live in big cities where everybody minds their own business and never makes eye contact. I think I've seen a few of them in Manhattan. Maybe they're just looking in the wrong places. They may have adapted to hide in plain sight, and then publish occasional sighting reports that direct seekers to remote areas.

http://www.bfro.net/

I doubt it's just a coincidence that most of the sightings are in places I'd like to spend a vacation. Obviously there's a conspiracy of some kind here.

Scibaer · « **Reply #22 on:** October 25, 2012, 07:39:08 AM »

so, with an entire forest around his motorhome, a bigfoot walks right next to the windows but then breaks an outside light so its not seen ?
its not rational. that behavior makes no logical rational sense. its just more made- up bull stink.

3030guy · « **Reply #23 on:** November 02, 2012, 04:03:23 PM »

Quote from: Conan The Librarian on October 22, 2012, 04:13:54 AM

But come to think of it, Sasquatch hunting is as good a hobby as any and probably better than most. It's got the components of travel, outdoors, remote and presumably scenic places. Sounds better than bowling or watching NFL.

Ha Ha! Sign me up, tramping around in elk country? Indeed, sign me up.