Once upon a time, boys and girls, I was young
. Me and some buddies planned a little ol weekend party---you know, 16 and so very mature---where we was gonna buy some shine from this ol boy and go out to a country place and have our fill.
Well, I bought the shine, had it in the trunk of my car all two or three (I fergit) quarts of it and was at a local hambrger place in this liitle ol town. We had made our plans and was gettin redy to go do our thang. the other boys had left and I was ready to leave when the Sheriff pulls up beside me. He sez thru the window--no A/C folks. lest tha car was movin--Williamlayton (yup--a real name), can I talk to you.
Yesir, says I and sit down in his car. He said to me, I KNOW what you have in your car, I know who you got it from and when you bought it--know how much you paid--know where your goin and whoall is gonna be there.
Well, I was gettin pretty interested about where this conversation was going and I was all ears, cept for the part of my brain that was imaginin al kinds of things that was gonna happen to me directly.
He sez to me-----I know all about growin up, did it once myownself---and i aint gonna stop the process. You boys go on and do what all you think is fun--drink it all and throw-up what you can't keep down. BUT, I am gonna give you some advice. Go where your going and stay there--take all the food and cigs ya'll need to stay put til your sober---don't wanna catch you drivein around.
Now--there is a lots of folks who make shine around here and I know em all. This ol boy does a good job, but, some don't and those folks can kill you with what they make. From now on, when you boys get a hankerin to have a party, Just drive on over to Trinity County and buy you some beer or bonded whiskey--those ol boys been sellin it to folks your age forever and I got better things to do that run all of ya'll down.
Well, we must have took his advice because the next moring I woke up under an oak tree that I had been huggin--all covered in puke--feelin like nine kinds of hell---full sure I wa dieing and knew that I would never recover---I wasn't the only one either.
Life is tough---we had a good sheriff---bad night-but-he was honest.
Blessings