Michelle blames Santa for diabetes.

[powderman]

 Satire Website: Michelle Obama Blames Santa for Diabetes 12/07/12
From the satire website DuhProgressive:
 

Speaking to reporters shortly before the White House's annual Christmas Tree Lighting Thursday evening, Mrs. Obama declared Santa Claus one of the “chief promoters of diabetes and heart disease” in the United States, if not the world, saying the gift-givers’ obesity gives a “green light” for children to eat fattening foods like cookies, candy, and whole milk to their hearts’ content (and content). 
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   “It's time we ask ourselves: how many people would be alive today had they not believed in Santa Claus as children?” First Lady told reporters and attending school children on the White House's Ellipse.  “How healthy would Americans be today had they not accepted the example Santa has set for generations: that being overweight equals being jolly? …Really, how many people has Santa Claus killed?”

Read more at http://www.reagancoalition.com/articles/2012/20121207004-diabetes-santa.html#2UpMYRAuos4gyAQm.99

[Conan The Librarian]

This is a joke, right?
 

[DDZ]

I'm surprised its Santa instead of Bush. Or conservatives because they just want to let parents decide what their kids eat, instead of her deciding. Just like she decided how many calories every kid needs in their school lunches. No matter if your 75 pounds soaking wet, or a 280 pound football player, you all get the same calorie intake. If we are going to swallow socialism, its across the board. Everyone gets the same.
Really she needs to shut her mouth for her own good. Every time she opens it her ignorance shines brightly.   

Wonder what, or who she blames for her fat behind? Maybe its her spoon. Or could be Bush. Don't know.

[BUGEYE]

I'm not sure about sugar, but I know that kids need some fat in their diet.
miz obama would turn our kids into sticks.

[Conan The Librarian]

I remember reading about a study done relating to how much sugar kids will eat if you let them and it was just amazing. They have a huge natural capacity for eating sweets, and this capacity and interest declines with age.


I don't think kids around the western world lie awake at night in anticipation of a visit from Michelle Obama. Don't think I've heard any songs about her, or if I did, they were probably obscene. Most people don't know who she is and in a few years she'll just another footnote in books that nobody reads. On the other hand, Santa Claus remains Mr. Popular.

[lakota]

Michelle needs to shut her stupid face and sit down. The last time I checked she wasnt elected to any office and therefore she has no business making rules for, or deciding anything for anyone except for maybe her own children.

[BUGEYE]

Easy now boys....hold your horses.....This is another Pman copy-paste from a satire site:
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Satire Website: Michelle Obama Blames Santa for Diabetes 12/07/12
From the satire website DuhProgressive:
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which he is happy let pass off as reality.
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...TM7

uh TM7, what would you know about reality??