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Re: GRRRRRRRRR---WIVES!
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2012, 09:20:51 PM »
Dog House?
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« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2012, 04:53:01 AM »
Dog House?
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LOL, well if you do get sent to the dog house at least that shows she loves you enough to give you
shelter !

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« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2012, 05:09:33 AM »
For crying out loud! Are there no more (REAL) men left in America?Put the foot down and tell her she will go along with your plan and like it or else.You are the man of the house and she is to follow........Not lead. MAN UP!
OUCH!.......... something just bounced off my head.I forgot the troll was sitting behind me.Dang mean old woman.
No. No more "real men".... Can't believe you let her catch you typing that. She will store that in her computer like brain forever.
Well I gotta go, I'm going to give my wife a back rub...no real men here...just smart men.

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« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2012, 05:22:32 AM »
Men of the earth attention ! Your puny weapons are no match for our superior intelligence .
Prepare to be assimilated, your resistance is futile ! 

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« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2012, 05:50:22 AM »
William
 
The logic of a wife ---
 
My mind is made up - Don't confuse me with facts !!!!!!!!!!  ;D
 
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« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2012, 06:20:47 AM »
     My dog house is a Motorhome and when I get tired enough I have been known to leave in it alone for up to 3 weeks!!!   It is about time for me to start doing things to get on her nerves again so when spring gets here I will have her ready to be without me here for another trip.  Jim

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« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2012, 12:56:12 PM »
Try that with most women and you will come home to a locked house, a paper from a lawyer, and
your things in a storage locker after she goes through them and decides what she wants to keep.


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« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2012, 01:37:32 AM »
My late wife was a petite 5'1" and could get me to do almost anything in her subtle way. She always knew which tactic to use for whatever result she desired. Most used was the "gentle steering" technique.

You guys with wives should be appreciative because if you think living with them is hell believe me living without them is the worst thing that can ever happen to you.

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« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2013, 06:16:20 AM »
      Anna we tried that abt 27 yrs ago and it only lasted 9 yrs. so we decided to get back together, and at 66 for both of us we sometimes NEED the time apart.  Jim

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« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2013, 07:59:04 AM »
At a certain age--with a lot of history and trust between you---time outs are good theraphy.
Lately, she has been encourageing all to often. :o :-\ ??? :)
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« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2013, 12:48:57 AM »
Will that only becomes a bad thing when the time out becomes go back to your corners of the ring !


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« Reply #41 on: January 02, 2013, 01:07:12 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Owww, I think I hurt myself laughing at all this.  C'mon guys, ya just gotta marry a younger woman and keep her smilin' alla time.  No problem; pretty easy, actually.  You know how it is with older men and younger women - it's why they call us old pervs, and it works very well ...........
 
Time out??  That has a way different connotation for me................

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« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2013, 01:13:25 AM »
      I have to agree with Steelbanger on this. I sure do miss my wife now that she is gone. :(

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« Reply #43 on: January 02, 2013, 04:39:46 PM »
Try that with most women and you will come home to a locked house, a paper from a lawyer, and
your things in a storage locker after she goes through them and decides what she wants to keep.

I suggest cleaning out all Joint Accounts and Credit Cards. Paycheques to be deposited into a different Bank. Change Passwords on anything and everyhing. ;)
What is the point of Life if you can't have fun.

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« Reply #44 on: January 02, 2013, 04:41:49 PM »
My late wife was a petite 5'1" and could get me to do almost anything in her subtle way. She always knew which tactic to use for whatever result she desired. Most used was the "gentle steering" technique.

You guys with wives should be appreciative because if you think living with them is hell believe me living without them is the worst thing that can ever happen to you.

Frank

For every one of you there will be at least 50 that do not share your opinion.
What is the point of Life if you can't have fun.

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« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2013, 10:15:48 PM »
I have spent the better part of a lifetme lettin alone and wanting to be left alone---buttt, wemenfolk, can't/won't let it go. Mine is always fixing things for folks---me/the kids/grandkids/friends.
There is good reason I call her the Hen--and everyone else is her brood.
God knows, she is a good woman---I just need a little less fixin than she thinks.
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« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2013, 02:26:18 AM »
How about when you agree with your wife, and she complains you didn't agree with her good enough?? I still havn't figured that one out. gypsyman
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« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2013, 05:56:09 AM »
     Mikey there will come a time in your life when it wont matter how much YOUNGER the wife is as it will be useless.  Go figger.  Jim

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« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2013, 09:34:18 AM »
     Mikey there will come a time in your life when it wont matter how much YOUNGER the wife is as it will be useless.  Go figger.  Jim

+1 and it comes faster than you think or hope for. ;)
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« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2013, 11:45:00 AM »
Ann plays bridge on Monday nights and that is my time out.
I usuall go someplace to eat and come on home---I am generally asleep by 8 pm.
What gets her ups set is when I go to eat breakfast about 4 am---I can't wake her because she gets mad and If I don't she gets mad---Wemmen folks.
Tonight she and her friends are going to Watch the ball game--got a pot going an all that. Actually it is good that she has church friends and old teaching friends that they do things together. They even went on a cruise to Hawaii--wanted me to go but I didn't want to be a bell hop for two weeks.
Mikey--I don't know that I would ever want to remarry. I would like to have friends but not a relationship. Dang, am I getting old ?
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« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2013, 04:20:49 AM »
.....................--I don't know that I would ever want to remarry. I would like to have friends but not a relationship. Dang, am I getting old ?
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I'm in my second marriage. There won't be a third because I'm to old to survive another, don't have it in me to train another and have little use for one anyway and most of all I doubt I would find one dumb enough to put up with me.
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« Reply #51 on: January 05, 2013, 09:19:21 AM »
.....................--I don't know that I would ever want to remarry. I would like to have friends but not a relationship. Dang, am I getting old ?
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I'm in my second marriage. There won't be a third because I'm to old to survive another, don't have it in me to train another and have little use for one anyway and most of all I doubt I would find one dumb enough to put up with me.


Seems to be the norm for people over 50 when they find themselves divorced . Especially if its a hard
one where they barely survived. $50.00 to get married then thousands to get divorced isn't helping
the sacrament of marriage just a whole lot these days !
The woman is usually the one who causes this, married when they were young once the kids have
all moved out. She starts to feel like she wants to experience what she thinks she has missed out on
during all those years of being a wife and a mother. She can make up any excuse, but this is usually
the bottom line in this. Especially if she has single friends coxing her to come and join them .

Or the soap opera mentality sinks in and if there isn't any drama they will make some up .
It's strange that I usually get the men who were on the reciveing end of this. And it breaks my heart
sometimes to see how devastated they can be .The first thing they say to me is that they didn't do anything and a lot of the time they didn't ! And then the wife refuses to come in and talk to me .
That pretty well tells me the story I need to hear. And then I have to put back together all the pieces of a broken man who hasn't a clue as to what he has done , or how to move on with his life .



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« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2013, 10:57:00 AM »
Anna
I really appreciate your blending in with this male audience.
I can tell you from a mans side--sometimes we need to be beat with a bat.
Nobody is immune. Now if any would think this is a NEW thing, i can assure you it is not. There is more information today that makes it seem like it is worse, buttt--in the days before reporting and records---men and women were about this just as much as today.
In those days, they just dissappeared and no paperwork was ever filed--heck, men and women died or were killed and folks just moved on, they were soon forgotten.
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« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2013, 12:25:54 PM »
Will I have got to blend in to be effective in anything I do. And I feel like I can understand both sides of the story. I know where you men are coming from , and the Femo Nazis don't impress me a bit.
Men can be hard to corral but women need to realize that once they are there they can be very loyal.
You guys keep things bottled up and try to man it out. But I have seen it work on you to the point
you have got to let go sometimes or it drives you crazy. Oh they come into my office and take one
look at me and say in no way am I going to talk about this to a damn woman !

But I am not there to check their prostate, so I try and gain their confidence and pretty soon they
always open up to me. BIG men break down and cry, and all they want is their wife back. I have
gone on about the shortcomings of men, but I am fair and it was the lady's turn now . As men grow older they mellow, and it is at that time most men are very committed to death do us part.
When the woman pulls the rug out from under them after a life of commitment . A lot of them end
up talking to me. And I have very little sympathy towards a woman that does this for some of the
most childish self centered reasons that I have heard.

Will I have had guys that even though the therapy worked I find out they are still sitting at home
alone believing she will come back to him one day. No matter what she has done he would still forgive her years later. This is usually reported to me by the family because they are worried about him. Then i make a surprise house call and this really freaks them out you would think a Priest had dropped in on them. ;D  People , you can die from a broken heart and that is a fact .

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« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2013, 01:52:52 PM »
jhm, bbf:  ummmm, when does that happen?????

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« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2013, 02:05:18 PM »
     I cant give you that date we are 66 here and both of us are not looking forward to it.  Jim

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« Reply #56 on: January 06, 2013, 12:53:58 AM »
It is a lot easier if you admit it is coming and not as scary, either.
Boys, I am telling you, I have come to realize that what I thought I wanted in life is not what I really wanted in life.
Golf games last a lot longer than sex--and--you can buy new golf equipment when the old ones break. Same with guns.
Wives are more valuable in the home than in the bed.
Just sayin !
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« Reply #57 on: January 06, 2013, 04:47:58 AM »
jhm, bbf:  ummmm, when does that happen? ??? ?

Depending on your health and if the "Man Gland" hasn't been messed with and arteries aren't plugged it could go on past your age a bit longer. With some Meds I lasted 'til 70. It is usually the spouse who calls it quits and mine is 9 years younger.
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« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2013, 08:26:22 AM »
     William I agree, but on occasion I kinda like to look back and remember!!  Some of my finest work was done in my youth, my checkering, car detailing, camp fire cooking, etc. etc. heck what were you all expecting me to say?  Jim

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« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2013, 02:49:44 PM »
Well, Jim, I really wasnn't even thinking of you in my post---I was considering my feelings.
We all live in the past and the stories get better also-- ;D .
Sorry if I did not communicate.
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