Good cat. Free.

[Conan The Librarian]

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Complete this sentence: the only good cat is a ...... cat.

[BUGEYE]

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Complete this sentence: the only good cat is a ...... cat.

dead: do I get a prize??

BTW, I have a book entitled "101 uses for a dead cat"  I bought it about 20 years ago to aggravate cat lovers.
I hate them things.

[Conan The Librarian]

Yes, a lovely t-shirt depicting a road killed cat. For your sartorial pleasure, and so you can "wear your colors". I find that cats make excellent fertilizer in the rhubarb bed.

[BUGEYE]

Yes, a lovely t-shirt depicting a road killed cat. For your sartorial pleasure, and so you can "wear your colors". I find that cats make excellent fertilizer in the rhubarb bed.

I love rhubarb pie, but cat fertilizer might turn me off.  ugh.

[RevJim]

 I admit, I love cats, but hate Litter boxes! So, after our last cat ( a huge Maine Coon) passed away, we compromised, got a Toy Pomeranian! Poms are (a) furry like a cat (b) as hard headed as any cat and (c) but will come when called and (d) great Early Warning System (barks) and (e) poops outside!  Its the best of both worlds, ha.

[Land_Owner]

I'll take it.  Please squeeze into a $5.00 USPO "If it fits, it ships" box and ship COD to:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC