Ok, lets lay out what we know about bigfoot. Since I have been corrected and now know they do exist because other people said so. 1. They have big feet, pretty self explanatory 2. They are extremely elusive, more so than any other creature on earth. So are whitetail deer, so elusive in fact that they run headlong into oncoming traffic on a fairly regular basis. 3. They have hyper senses which can detect game cameras, of course who doesn't 4. They are hyper intelligent, most likely the smartest creature in the woods, well besides swampman 5. They are so intelligent that their form of communication is screaming like a banshee at each other and banging the hell out of trees with a stick 6. They can whistle, not impressive in my opinion, now let one whistle dixie and I will be super impressed 7. They throw rocks at people to get them out of their territory, really? an 8ft tall monkey is pissed and all it can do is throw a pebble? My 5 year old is more intimidating than that 8. They live in every state in the nation and on every continent which would put their numbers in the thousands, yes you would think that would make them easy to find, but see number 2. 9 They have been spotted raiding garbage dumpsters, come on who doesn't like a little dumpster diving now and then, besides maybe its looking for cans to recycle, bigfoot is very green oriented 10. They like to look into peoples windows, yes bigfoots are peeping toms, or peeping foots cause I don't know if they have names like us. I have seen the witnesses that say bigfoot was looking in their window, and lets just say bigfoot doesn't have good taste.
Now, those are the top ten things we know are fact about bigfoot. Do not question them because I will just make up something else to prove they exist. No, I don't have any evidence, but that doesn't matter so na nanny boo boo.
Mike
