CJ:
LOL, ROFLMAO, etc. That's funny! I'm going to have to figure out a way to apply that.
It's funny to me because I remember one day in particular when I busted my buns doing a lot of yard work, and I was all sweaty and tired. And some guys walked by with their dog and it took a crap on my nice clean yard. I wish I had some bacon grease and this bit of know-how when so that their dog would eat it's own droppings after they turned around and headed home.