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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #150 on: March 19, 2013, 02:20:51 AM »
I remember Robert Duval riden a horse and that girl of easy virtue in the Dove series...  :-\   I wonder why they don't call makin out "spooning" anymore.   ???   Heck, I could never figger out why it was called "spoonin" in the first place...  ::)
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #151 on: March 19, 2013, 10:09:12 AM »
they said "poke"
my folks always called yer wallet or
coin purse or money stash a poke.
i guess they are interrelated.


like gus said "a man who wouldn't cheat
for a poke don't want one bad enough"
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #152 on: March 19, 2013, 11:39:31 AM »
I always heard about buying a pig ina poke...  :-\
 
And, at the risk of bein on topic, SpirtHawk just PM's me an answer to why they called it "spooning!"  Sounds completely reasonable to me.   :-\   I'd tell ya but this is a family forum...  :(   ;)
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #153 on: March 19, 2013, 12:16:08 PM »
Don't ever spoon a pig......you can have a pig pickin', but never a pig spooning.   We Don't Rent Pigs!
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #154 on: March 19, 2013, 12:41:11 PM »
Festus was dummer than dirt, But he could hit ya in the hangy down part of yor ear.
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #155 on: March 19, 2013, 04:32:54 PM »
Goober or Gomer?

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« Reply #156 on: March 19, 2013, 04:37:26 PM »
no. . . .it's goobers and raisinets
chocolate covered treats
raisinets and goobers
mighty fun to eat

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #157 on: March 19, 2013, 05:01:34 PM »
Sure hope I am post # 156 on this.


edit: dang!
The difference between people who do stuff and people who don't do stuff is that the people who do stuff do stuff.

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #158 on: March 19, 2013, 05:05:36 PM »
Ever feel like you're just chatting with yourself on these boards?
The difference between people who do stuff and people who don't do stuff is that the people who do stuff do stuff.

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #159 on: March 19, 2013, 05:07:09 PM »
Yeah, sometimes.
The difference between people who do stuff and people who don't do stuff is that the people who do stuff do stuff.

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« Reply #160 on: March 19, 2013, 05:07:42 PM »
Twin sons from different parents.........?
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #161 on: March 19, 2013, 05:13:38 PM »
no. . . . .there are not twin suns,
there is only one sun and eight other planets
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #162 on: March 19, 2013, 05:21:29 PM »
Actually, I have two sons and five other daughters.
“Owning a handgun doesn’t make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #163 on: March 19, 2013, 06:46:20 PM »
My wife and I met on a blind date set up by mutual imaginary friends.
The difference between people who do stuff and people who don't do stuff is that the people who do stuff do stuff.

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #164 on: March 20, 2013, 02:35:05 AM »
They couldn't "see" it coming??? ???
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #165 on: March 20, 2013, 10:04:57 AM »
no, you don't see it or you will
go blind regardless of the date.
everyone knows not to look at the sun.
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #166 on: March 20, 2013, 10:10:24 AM »
a bump in the dark is like a bump in day light with your eyes closed  ;D
If ya can see it ya can hit it !

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #167 on: March 20, 2013, 10:48:34 AM »
I tried driving with my eyes closed,,,, and bumped into something.... ???
I'm just tryin' to keep everything in balance, Woodrow. You do more work than you got to, so it's my obligation to do less. (Gus McCrae)

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #168 on: March 20, 2013, 10:57:44 AM »
use the force next time  ;)
If ya can see it ya can hit it !

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« Reply #169 on: March 20, 2013, 11:49:11 AM »
The farce is ongoing as we speak errr type.
“Owning a handgun doesn’t make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #170 on: March 20, 2013, 12:53:41 PM »
Speaking of set ups, my wife says she was set up when we went on a date. I don't think she ment that in a good way.

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #171 on: March 20, 2013, 01:38:02 PM »
My wife and I went to resort...... they had dates set up with other fruit on the breakfast buffet...tasty :)
I'm just tryin' to keep everything in balance, Woodrow. You do more work than you got to, so it's my obligation to do less. (Gus McCrae)

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #172 on: March 20, 2013, 02:35:37 PM »
dates would be a last resort if i
couldn't get peaches,pears or apples.
i wouldn't bring them to see buffet though.
i think they have margaritas to drink.
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #173 on: March 28, 2013, 12:47:17 PM »
Various:
I only clean my nails with my pocket knife when I am trying to make a point.
Don't call the moderator in on anything he might feel like he needs to do sumthin.
A pig in a poke is unlike spooning---has somthin to do with a stump being needed.
Being from a mixed marriage---my aunt and her brother were actually related---I know how hard it is to get a date other than at a family reunion.
Speaking of which---I won't.
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #174 on: March 28, 2013, 12:58:51 PM »
it's very hard on the edge of a
pocket knife to clean nails. you should
use a wire brush. or better yet, keep
your nails out of the weather and they
won't rust, negating the need for cleaning
them. i usually use nails as needed
rust or not. a generous-sized box of
nails can be purchased very reasonably
at most hardware stores and home
improvement centers. if not properly
driven into place, nails will absolutely
poke your pigs in addition to any other
livestock you may have in an enclosure.
i am also the product of a mixed marriage.
my father had black hair, and my mother
had brown hair. i've never admitted
this publicly.

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #175 on: March 28, 2013, 02:07:43 PM »
Mostley mixed marriages make me melancholy!
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #176 on: March 28, 2013, 02:15:50 PM »
i've never had any melon-coli.
which melon do you cross with
the broccoli to get melon-coli ?
what marinade do you mix it with?

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #177 on: March 28, 2013, 02:41:19 PM »
e-coli is not something on the internet but rather a bacteria that is found on melons and broccoli in the fields.   Field greens also may have e-coli so you have to warsh them before eating.
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #178 on: March 28, 2013, 03:17:27 PM »
Mostley mixed marriages make me melancholy!

Speaking of alliteration:
Betty Botter bought some butter, but, she said, the butter’s bitter; if I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter, but a bit of better butter will make my batter better. Now fresh butter on brocoli is better
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #179 on: March 28, 2013, 05:13:49 PM »
i like broccoli raw with a
bit of ranch dressing.
i wasn't sure about that
melon- colli they were talking
about earlier. i didn't know
if it was like that spaghetti squash,
or beef steak tomatoes, or
just what.
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