Author Topic: Hijack Thread (Read 31257 times)

Ranger99 · « **Reply #270 on:** April 04, 2013, 03:57:30 PM »

we used to fish platforms in the gulf
quite a bit. i usually wore deck shoes
with rubber soles and no heels.
yes-the fishing at the right platform was
excellent.

PowPow · « **Reply #271 on:** April 04, 2013, 05:02:53 PM »

Did you catch any sole?
James Brown was the Godfather of Soul.
Wonder if it had anything to do with his platform shoes?

Ranger99 · « **Reply #272 on:** April 04, 2013, 05:15:29 PM »

no sole.
redfish-kingfish-sheepshead
ling- etc.

one has to be careful if fishing
an occupied rig- the workers
sometimes pour a yellow liquid
off of the deck trying to hit the
boat, or sometimes they pour a
bucket of brown trout. they think
that it is really funny.
i think they have no soul or a
godfather either one.

PowPow · « **Reply #273 on:** April 04, 2013, 05:31:31 PM »

I wish I were good at saltwater bottom fishing. I've tried it, not much success, just kind of flounder around at it.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #274 on:** April 04, 2013, 05:36:29 PM »

i have wade fished a good bit
around port o'conner and matagorda
but i never bottom fished. too many
stingrays and jellyfish. if they
get around my bottom, i'll not
be able to sit in the truck seat
to drive home.

PowPow · « **Reply #275 on:** April 04, 2013, 05:40:42 PM »

Tried ice fishing, no luck either, til a guy on a snowmobile came by; told me to hop on back and troll for a while.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #276 on:** April 04, 2013, 05:52:23 PM »

i've ice fished on lake fork before.
there was a lot of ice coming down.
i could barely get the boat and trailer
back up the ramp with my bronco
in four wheel drive.

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #277 on:** April 05, 2013, 03:43:46 AM »

I structure fish. I'm good at it , really great in fact. An expert of sorts . I could hang the only obstacle in a 10 acre lake on my first cast even if it was 20 ft down in muddy water.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #278 on:** April 05, 2013, 04:13:06 AM »

Muddy Waters was the "Father of Modern Blues". He started a music revolution. But his real name was McKinley Morganfield.

AtlLaw · « **Reply #279 on:** April 05, 2013, 04:37:03 AM »

You say Morgan Freeman climbed Mt. Mckinley?

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #280 on:** April 05, 2013, 04:54:33 AM »

did he get the barrel of Capt. Morgan back from big bird ?

gstewart44 · « **Reply #281 on:** April 05, 2013, 05:46:37 AM »

News Flash - Just In !!! Justin Morgan has developed a new breed of horse. It's small but very strong mount - enough to pull a wagon full of barrels. The year is 1792. And William McKinley isnt even born yet.

Spirithawk · « **Reply #282 on:** April 05, 2013, 10:04:06 AM »

10 more days till Spring Turkey Season!

Brett · « **Reply #283 on:** April 05, 2013, 10:45:22 AM »

Am I still here or have I left already? $:-\$

Ranger99 · « **Reply #284 on:** April 05, 2013, 10:48:26 AM »

wabbit season !
duck season !
wabbit season !
duck season !

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #285 on:** April 05, 2013, 10:55:25 AM »

Fast Food !

Spirithawk · « **Reply #286 on:** April 05, 2013, 11:31:52 AM »

I once had to duck a rabbit!

Ranger99 · « **Reply #287 on:** April 05, 2013, 12:51:03 PM »

izat like one of them turduckhens?

whut wud that be?
a dabbit?
a ruck?

PowPow · « **Reply #288 on:** April 05, 2013, 04:06:51 PM »

Next Thanksgiving. we have a lot of relatives coming over so we are having turduckhendoecowlephantwhale.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #289 on:** April 05, 2013, 04:18:05 PM »

like to see the pan to hold
that one.
if you deep fried it, you'd need
your own gas well. that would
be funny, a big 18 wheeler tanker
full of peanut oil backing into
your driveway, "BEEP_BEEP_BEEP"
yer neighbors see a big crane
maneuvering in place to hoist
the basket with the turduckhendoecowlephantwhale
into the 25,000 gallon pot
of oil. all of your friends standing
by with chainsaws to help carve.

that would be a for sure tim-the-tool-man
moment! ! ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh! ! ! ! more power! ! !

PowPow · « **Reply #290 on:** April 05, 2013, 04:45:15 PM »

you're invited too. bring cole slaw, but not more than a hay trailer full.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #291 on:** April 05, 2013, 05:01:10 PM »

i was thinking of renting a ready-mix
truck to bring full of mashed taters,
but then it may be a problem with
the gravy truck trying to find parking.
what would be the correct placard
for over-the-road hauling of gravy?

PowPow · « **Reply #292 on:** April 05, 2013, 05:36:54 PM »

don't worry about it. the gravy train runs behind my house.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #293 on:** April 05, 2013, 05:42:40 PM »

been trying to catch that one
all my life.

thumper113 · « **Reply #294 on:** April 05, 2013, 07:05:15 PM »

Don't forget to thaw it, they'd see the fire from orbit.

Oldshooter · « **Reply #295 on:** April 05, 2013, 11:43:24 PM »

OK THESE POSTS ARE STARTING TO LINK! THIS IS NOT ALLOWED! PLease lets get back to hijacking the way it is supposed to be done! Now that being said. I'm getting hungry!

williamlayton · « **Reply #296 on:** April 06, 2013, 03:16:00 AM »

Now, this may be too much on topic but everytime I read three pages of this I get an overwhelming desire for a fat boy and "Blazing Saddles."
Blessings

gstewart44 · « **Reply #297 on:** April 06, 2013, 03:18:14 AM »

I prefer patty sausage to Link sausage. But my favorite is Andouille with red beans and rice.

Spirithawk · « **Reply #298 on:** April 06, 2013, 04:32:05 AM »

My son gave me a new conceal carry vest.

AtlLaw · « **Reply #299 on:** April 06, 2013, 05:33:25 AM »

When I started practicing everyone wore 3 piece suits... I wonder why vests went out of style?