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Offline SHOOTALL

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« Reply #570 on: May 13, 2013, 02:07:26 AM »
Quote from: gr8ful on May 12, 2013, 07:26:16 PM
Speaking of mice, does anybody know how to build one of those resetting traps?

only a boy cat and a girl cat can build a resetting mouse trap  ;D
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« Reply #571 on: May 13, 2013, 03:17:10 AM »
When you are a teenager, you are at the last stage of life where you will be glad to hear that the phone ringing, is for you! When I am at my load bench or working on a project and the phone rings I cringe and mutter under my breath!  >:(
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« Reply #572 on: May 13, 2013, 03:29:14 AM »
Quit loading with the hearing aid turned up !  ;)  no hear no phone !
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« Reply #573 on: May 13, 2013, 04:48:19 AM »
Why is it when you get a smart phone you instantly feel dumber?  ???

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« Reply #574 on: May 13, 2013, 08:45:35 AM »
Quote from: BruceP on May 13, 2013, 04:48:19 AM
Why is it when you get a smart phone you instantly feel dumber?  ???

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;D  I resemble that remark. 


What is it they say about your parents getting smarter as you mature? Well my kids spend a fair amount of time explaining this new iPad and any manner of modern electronic devices to me. Did you know the ovens now days run on electricity? I'm done collecting cobs, I tell you.
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #575 on: May 16, 2013, 03:45:14 PM »
I would like to see a manufacturer release the Dumb Phone.
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« Reply #576 on: May 16, 2013, 03:50:21 PM »
it's funny to be old enough to remember
seeing captain kirk on television with
his communicator, and laugh at that outlandish
fold-up talking device as a preposterous notion.
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« Reply #577 on: May 17, 2013, 04:55:57 AM »
Communicator?  That ain't nuthin! 
 
I had to buy a new computer yesterday.  Towers are passe, everything is contained in the monitor.  And it's all touch screen ala "The Next Generation!"   :o   I'm trying to learn to use it as fast as Commander Data did!   :P
 
'bout the only thing we haven't got that any of the Star Treck series had is "warp drive"...  :-\
 
 
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« Reply #578 on: May 17, 2013, 06:44:14 AM »
I'm waiting for the hunting version of the phaser  Then we can have shoot and release hunting  ???   ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #579 on: May 17, 2013, 10:32:50 AM »
i'm still waiting for the
military to reveal their plasma guns.

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« Reply #580 on: May 17, 2013, 03:23:17 PM »
Quote from: SHOOTALL on May 17, 2013, 06:44:14 AM
I'm waiting for the hunting version of the phaser  Then we can have shoot and release hunting  ???   ;D ;D ;D

Now that would be awesome!  Stun 'em, get your picture taken, and let him grow a little bigger!
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #581 on: May 17, 2013, 03:25:56 PM »
using a plasma cutter is fun

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« Reply #582 on: May 17, 2013, 03:39:47 PM »
iffen you ain't careful with one,
you can take off a finger just
like trying to hand stop a chain saw
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« Reply #583 on: May 17, 2013, 06:07:48 PM »
Mossberg makes a chainsaw.......
 
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« Reply #584 on: May 17, 2013, 06:11:11 PM »

Mossberg makes a chainsaw......

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« Reply #585 on: May 18, 2013, 03:43:38 AM »
WOW ....  that looks about as KOOL  as holding your gun sideways
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #586 on: May 18, 2013, 05:27:23 AM »


Yup - and about as dumb too......
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« Reply #587 on: May 18, 2013, 09:16:45 AM »
the "gangstas" do that so it's easier
to reach over the counter and shoot
the clerk at the drive-in grocery store.


and they think it looks cool  ::)
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« Reply #588 on: May 18, 2013, 12:31:13 PM »
 
 
 
Hate to hijack this thread but..................A man walks into his psychiatrist office and says "everyone hates me" thats ridiculus says the Doctor. Everyone hasn't met you yet.
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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #589 on: May 19, 2013, 03:43:02 AM »
I wonder how many people I have met.
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« Reply #590 on: May 19, 2013, 04:43:46 AM »
I have never been to an Opera, but I hear their are many people that go to the Met........
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« Reply #591 on: May 19, 2013, 09:44:16 AM »
Not much of a Mets fan. Being from Georgia I've been a life long Braves fan. Even when there wasn't much to cheer about.

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« Reply #592 on: May 19, 2013, 11:26:18 AM »
Have to be brave to cheer for the Braves.........


Wait a minute.....Braves......that's a racist politically incorrect term denigrating the Native Americans....... :o


Tongue in cheek.... :P
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« Reply #593 on: May 19, 2013, 11:47:32 AM »
i am a native american.
born right here several decades past.
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« Reply #594 on: May 19, 2013, 11:55:53 AM »
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Wait a minute.....Braves......that's a racist politically incorrect term denigrating the Native Americans....... :o
Cubs, Lions, Tigers, Bears.....specist politcally incorrect terms. PETA should hire Al Sharpton to do something about it.
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« Reply #595 on: May 19, 2013, 12:57:40 PM »
Lions and Tigers and Bears. Oh My!
Off to see the Wizard.

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Re: Hijack Thread
« Reply #596 on: May 19, 2013, 01:02:22 PM »
Wisards are OK, but not BULLETS.
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« Reply #597 on: May 19, 2013, 01:47:15 PM »
Steve McQueen drove a real hot Mustang in Bullitt.....
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« Reply #598 on: May 19, 2013, 01:53:35 PM »
Wizards are easier to find than bullets right now and mustangs are cheaper.

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« Reply #599 on: May 19, 2013, 06:02:27 PM »
i had thought it was: tomatoes are cheaper,potatoes are cheaper ???
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