Author Topic: Hijack Thread (Read 30136 times)

PowPow · « **Reply #390 on:** April 14, 2013, 05:15:21 PM »

Did you ever notice how the facilities at an evil genius's evil lair are always immaculate?
They apparently have very large maintenance budgets.

I have a buddy who works for a facility maintenance contractor and asked him if they had contracts on any evil lairs.
He said they pay pretty good, but every once in while they would throw one of his technicians in a vast of acid.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #391 on:** April 14, 2013, 05:20:02 PM »

what did they charge for cleaning the
shark tank and the crocodile pit?
did they have to dust the death-ray machine?

PowPow · « **Reply #392 on:** April 14, 2013, 05:27:51 PM »

The lens on a death ray machine have to be cleaned twice a week, otherwise you just end up with an uneven tan.

Spirithawk · « **Reply #393 on:** April 14, 2013, 08:19:51 PM »

Always loved listening to Ray Charles.

Oldshooter · « **Reply #394 on:** April 14, 2013, 09:09:44 PM »

I occasionally go to Lake Charles for Seafood.

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #395 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:36:44 AM »

seafood or lake food

gstewart44 · « **Reply #396 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:43:41 AM »

I like to see fresh food brought to the table anywhere on the water.....ocean, gulf, river, lake .......it's all good.

PowPow · « **Reply #397 on:** April 15, 2013, 12:16:01 PM »

Fish fingers are the leading edge of digital food technology.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #398 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:01:25 PM »

i've yet to catch any with fingers

all the fish i've ever caught had fins.
sounds like some of those springfield
homer simpson three-eyed nuclear
waste-eating fish

if i catch one with fingers i'm quitting fishing.

BruceP · « **Reply #399 on:** April 15, 2013, 03:38:43 PM »

I watched a show on animal planet and they were catching fish with fingers. They just run their fingers under logs, rocks, and in holes in the bank.

Bruce

45-70.gov · « **Reply #400 on:** April 15, 2013, 03:44:42 PM »

http://www.storyleak.com/boston-marathon-runner-police-boston-explosion-training-exercise/

count how many times in the next few day you hear ''so this can never happen again''

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #401 on:** April 16, 2013, 02:58:23 AM »

Oldshooter · « **Reply #402 on:** April 16, 2013, 03:19:31 PM »

You know i built fence for two days this week with my son. I wore sunglasses and tonight when I went in to wash my face for supper i took off my sunglasses and I looked like I was wearing a white mask on my eyes. kinda like a coon in reverse. Which remeinds me of another story...........................never mind supper is waiting, I'll tell ya'll later.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #403 on:** April 16, 2013, 03:30:53 PM »

i saw a coon in reverse a while back.
it did have a dog snapping at it, but
that's another story too. . . .

Oldshooter · « **Reply #404 on:** April 16, 2013, 03:33:32 PM »

Sounds much the same as my story. only it was two dogs and the coon was winning.

thumper113 · « **Reply #405 on:** April 16, 2013, 03:33:43 PM »

Our office is two stories. We're getting the floors cleaned tomorrow and have to get our back room cleaned out.

Oldshooter · « **Reply #406 on:** April 16, 2013, 03:36:07 PM »

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get our back room cleaned out.

Yea thats what the two dogs was sayn

Ranger99 · « **Reply #407 on:** April 16, 2013, 03:37:34 PM »

this here one was the same, only
different. it was clocks instead of
back rooms.

BruceP · « **Reply #408 on:** April 16, 2013, 04:02:56 PM »

Clocks tick. Dogs get ticks. Some people get nervous ticks. Do nervous ticks take valium?
Wait where was I going with this?

Bruce

Empty Quiver · « **Reply #409 on:** April 16, 2013, 07:21:01 PM »

Quote from: Oldshooter on April 16, 2013, 03:36:07 PM

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get our back room cleaned out.
Yea thats what the two dogs was sayn

Had my physical Monday afternoon and the doctor mentioned cleaning out the back room and running a VHS camcorder around in there.

Getting old ain't for sissies I suppose.

Empty Quiver · « **Reply #410 on:** April 16, 2013, 07:23:08 PM »

Quote from: Oldshooter on April 16, 2013, 03:19:31 PM

You know i built fence for two days this week with my son. I wore sunglasses and tonight when I went in to wash my face for supper i took off my sunglasses and I looked like I was wearing a white mask on my eyes. kinda like a coon in reverse. Which remeinds me of another story...........................never mind supper is waiting, I'll tell ya'll later.

You should look into an electric fence for a short term deal like that.

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #411 on:** April 17, 2013, 06:11:31 AM »

getting old , such a waste the youth have all the time and energy but little experience or wisdom . Such a waste .

Ranger99 · « **Reply #412 on:** April 17, 2013, 08:09:24 AM »

funny, i said that the other day to
myself.
"getting old - such a waist"

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #413 on:** April 17, 2013, 08:12:47 AM »

this is a hijacked thread but skyjacker works well

AtlLaw · « **Reply #414 on:** April 17, 2013, 08:15:23 AM »

My waist go bigger as I got older... $:-\$ But I've been on a diet! Lost 15 lbs! 10 more to go!

Then I'll be back in fighting trim!

'course, I'm so old and weak from hunger a 12 year old girl could whip my butt...

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #415 on:** April 17, 2013, 08:17:56 AM »

into the whipping thing , there are stories about hotlanta.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #416 on:** April 17, 2013, 08:31:55 AM »

Whipped butt er is easier to spread than solid stick type.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #417 on:** April 17, 2013, 08:32:57 AM »

Butt, if you eat enough butt er, then the extra wasted calories will go to your waist.........

FPH · « **Reply #418 on:** April 17, 2013, 08:33:58 AM »

Quote from: AtlLaw on April 17, 2013, 08:15:23 AM

My waist go bigger as I got older... $:-\$ But I've been on a diet! Lost 15 lbs! 10 more to go! Then I'll be back in fighting trim!

'course, I'm so old and weak from hunger a 12 year old girl could whip my butt...

My gut gets bigger, my azz gets smaller, my waist stays the same and my pants fall off.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #419 on:** April 17, 2013, 09:55:08 AM »

hafta get somma them spusender things
to hold yer britches up